You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Tired of the government bailing out banks? Get ready for this: officials may soon ask banks to bail out the government.

Senior regulators say they are seriously considering a plan to have the nation’s healthy banks lend billions of dollars to rescue the insurance fund that protects bank depositors. That would enable the fund, which is rapidly running out of money because of a wave of bank failures, to continue to rescue the sickest banks.

So our government bails out Wall Street, then asks Wall Street to bail them out?

Goddammit.

I know I should go on some sort of rant about how fucking insane this is and how the American people should be bitching about this and not about ACORN, but I don’t have it in me.

So instead I’m going to drink a handle of Jack Daniels, drive my scooter to the nearest Bank of American and sling feces at every cocksucker that walks in and/or out.

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Tags: Bail Out, FDIC, Fuck Wall Street, I hope a catch someone in the face with my poo
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