Why do most Americans believe in the conservative philosophy?

Most Americans believe in small government, yet they love big cars, big houses, big explosions, big guns, big muscles, big tits, big dicks, big asses, big bank accounts, big buildings, big roller coasters, big TVs, big trucks, big vans, big dogs, big knives, big steaks, big cigars, big football players, big basketball players, big baseball players, big paychecks, big churches, big airplanes, big tanks, big jets, big bombs, big robots, big spaceships, big car crashes, and big orgasms.

Most Americans believe in being fiscally responsible, yet they waste money on worthless shit like cars, houses, boats, vacations, clothes, jewelry, watches, shoes, prostitutes, dinners, iPhones, iPods, Macs, PCs, porn DVDs, CDs, Jesus dildos, and books written by retards.

Most Americans believe in being pro-life, yet they murder doctors, lawyers, teachers, judges, nurses, homosexuals, heterosexuals, Blacks, Whites, Iraqis, Cubans, Asians, Mexicans,  Afghans,  Iranians, Russians, Germans, and Pakistanis.

Most Americans don’t follow one fucking area of the conservative philosophy, yet there are twice as many Americans who consider themselves conservative than liberal. Why?

Because most Americans would rather help some rich, powerful white Wall Street CEO buy his seventh mansion than help some poor, weak, homeless nigger get health care.

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So a gym full of old white people get a chance to ask Congressman Mike Castle about health care. They can ask him things like: “Why isn’t there a single payer option?” or “Why is it okay for health insurance companies to drop people without warning?” or “Why is it okay for the government to run Medicare/Medicaid and the VA but not regular health care?” or  ”Why is it okay to spend trillions of dollars on killing people, but not on helping the sick?”

Do you think any of those questions were asked? Fuck no. Those old white cunts only asked about President Obama’s goddamn birth certificate.

It must be fucking nice to live in a world where you have people like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Michelle Malkin, Joe Scarborough, Bill Kristol, Charles Krauthammer, George Will, and Peggy Noonan tell you what to believe. Maybe I should stop looking up facts and questioning authority, and start behaving like those old fucks.

But I can’t. I can’t allow myself to become ignorant like those people. I can’t blindly follow the rhetoric of hateful cock suckers. I can’t force myself to get rid of logic and reasoning.

I won’t allow myself to become a crazy white person.

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…but we can’t afford to close Gitmo.  Why?  Because we can’t let those terrorist go or more shit like this will happen.

By the time Michael McLendon ended his rampage, he had fatally shot his mother and set fire to her house, killed his grandparents, his aunt and uncle, the wife and child of a sheriff’s deputy, and three other people, according to the coroners of the two counties that the shooting spanned.

Fuck.  What made this stupid cunt do this?  Was he trying to punish Americans because they elected a man who manipulated the military into invading his country, raping his daughters, and torturing him?  Did he want Americans to feel his pain?  Nope.  This guy was just buck fuck insane.

So I guess I owe Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Geroge Will, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, David Brooks, Tony Blankley, William Kristol, Charles Krauthammer, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Joe Libermann, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich and Joe the plumber an apology.

I’m sorry.  I’m sorry that I didn’t believe you when you said those Gitmo detainees wanted to kill Americans.  I’m sorry that I was blinded by the liberal media.  I’m sorry I let them seduce me into hating you and saying mean things like, “I wouldn’t shit on Dick Cheney’s face if it was on fire.”  I’m sorry.  I should have said nice things like, ” I would pin my mother against the floor and let Rush Limbaugh anally rape her just so I could say I was in the same room with God.”  I’m truly, deeply sorry and  I will never, ever believe anything CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, the New York Times, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, the Huffington Post, Newsweek, Time, and Good Morning America tells me.

So fuck you Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Christ Mathews, Larry King, Rick Sanchez, Paul Krugman, Arianna Huffington, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Alan Colmes.  If you bitches didn’t trick the American people into electing Barack Obama , then Guantanamo Bay would still be open and those 10 people would still be alive.

Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to feel the warmth of a hug.  Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to see the sunrise.  Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to smell the sweet scent of a puppy’s breath.   Because of you, those 10 people will never be able to do a goddamn thing because they’re fucking dead.

They were killed by a raving lunatic who hated everything America stood for.  I hope each one of you stupid, liberal pussies di – what?

No, that can’t be right.  You sure?  Like 100 percent sure?  Like you’re so sure this guy isn’t a former detainee from Gitmo that you’re willing to let me rape your unborn daughter if you are wrong?  Really?

Well fuck the Gospel, this is the greatest news I’ve ever heard.

I don’t have to admit I was wrong.  The person who killed those 10 people was a fucking American.  He was just like Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho, Charles Joseph Whitman, Theodore Kacynski, Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh, Terry Nichols, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Malvo.

So Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Christ Mathews, Larry King, Rick Sanchez, Paul Krugman, Arianna Huffington, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Alan Colmes,  I didn’t mean what I said.  You people keep me going in this crazy, fucked-up world.

And I want to give a huge “Fuck you” to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, George Will, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, David Brooks, Tony Blankley, William Kristol, Charles Krauthammer, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Joe Libermann, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, and Newt Gingrich.  I hope every one of you worthless pieces of pussy excretions dies from a combination of herpes and bird flu.

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I’ve always wondered where the foreign stock brokers were during this crisis. Every story I see dealing with Wall Street shows the same guy.

I wonder why the foreign guy is standing outside…:

Stocks slumped Friday, but managed to end off session lows, as Wall Street joined a worldwide market slump on bets that a recession is imminent – if not already under way.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) fell 312 points or 3.6%. The Dow slumped as much as 504 points in the morning, recovered to within 112 points of break even and then fell back again by the close.

The Standard & Poor’s 500 (SPX) index fell 3.5% and the Nasdaq composite (COMP) slid 3.2%. Both stock gauges had posted steeper declines in the morning.

Friday’s session capped off a tough week on Wall Street near the end of a brutal month. The ongoing credit crisis, sluggish profit forecasts and falling commodity prices have all amplified recession fears, and the weakness hasn’t been limited to the United States.

Oh….I get it. That Chinese man (or Japanese, Koren, Hong Kong…shit everyone looks the same. Even white people look the same to me…I swear.) doesn’t work for Wall Street.

How do I know that?   We wouldn’t be in this fucking mess if he worked on Wall Street.  Nope.  This fuck up is us white folks.

It’s okay though. See these white people didn’t kill anyone. They just stole people’s hard earned money and gave it their rich white friends.  Not one person was shot, stabbed, raped, murdered, set on fire, kicked in the nose, popped in the dick, falcon punched, or poked in the eye by these guys.

Now black people mess ups…that’s a different story.

Hey…this reminds me of a joke..you want to hear it?

Alright here it goes…

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