Mon 3 Nov, 2008
I love seeing the ‘funny’ costumes people wear on Halloween.
Trying to guess what their ‘statement’ is. Which ‘issue’ they wish to discuss with people but can’t because their pussies hurt; so they use Halloween as a excuse to bring attention to their stupid fucking issues that I could give two shits about.
Christ…don’t these cock munchers know it’s make believe? Nobody gives a shit about their costume. Halloween is just an another excuse for people to slowly kill themselves since their life hasn’t turned out the way they planned.
I love it.
Take this picture for example.
Some of you might not understand why two men would put on flesh colored tights and place a rather large fig leaf over their genitals. Let me explain.
In South Carolina there’s a popular joke said by Christians that ‘proves homosexuality is a sin’. (Whatever the fuck that means.) It goes something like this:
Christian: You wanna know how I know being gay is a sin?
Gay: I really don’t care.
Christian: Calm down and I’ll tell you.
Gay: I am calm. I was just telling you I don’t care what you think.
Christian: I know that you butt fucking fruits are an abomination to our Lord Jesus because God created the Earth for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Yep…those guys are Adam and Steve.
But here is the best thing about this picture….the big goofy guy daydreaming about how amazing it would be to have a cock as long as mine, he’s married to a influential Christian high school teacher.
I shit you not.
Now I see why this nation is fucked up.
Christians care more about those who aren’t fucking them in the ass than those that are.
Like the United States government…
…or Wall Street….
…or both…
Tags: Christian, Fucked up, Gay, Halloween, Jesus, Teacher
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