These are the people who voted against gay marriage because their imaginary friend in the sky considers it a “sin” on par with cutting your hair, shaving your beard, having long hair, eating shell fish, eating pork, working on the Sabbath, wearing mix fiber clothes, being around your wife while she’s bleeding from the vagina, cheating on your wife, thinking about cheating on your wife, swearing on the Bible, and masturbating.

Of course these fat, ignorant pieces of shit aren’t going to outlaw any of those “sins” because their pastor/church leader/favorite politician/favorite Fox News media personality hasn’t told them to.  (Which is sad because I would love to see ads against masturbating.)

But if there’s one positive thing I can take away from this it’s that the South doesn’t have a monopoly on fat, ignorant, hateful retards.

Wait, now that I think about it, that’s not positive at all. Because that means fat, ignorant, hateful retards are spreading their seed. Which means they’re slowly taking over the world. Which means NASCAR and Jeff Dunham are going to continue to get popular.

FUCK.

I really wish Hitler would’ve slaughtered fat, ignorant, hateful retards that believe an invisible man wants them to deny civil rights to a group of individuals because they are different instead of slaughtering Jews. Because if he did that then he would have gone down in history as the greatest man that ever lived.

But unfortunately he did slaughter millions of Jews and we’re stuck with NASCAR, Jeff Dunham and these fucking asshats’ stupid fucking invisible man in the clouds.

And that means I’m either going to have to continue to smoke my weed, drink my scotch, and jerk-off to my 80′s porn, or shove my head in a wood chipper.

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Hey did you hear? Dick Cheney has finally admitted that there was no link between Saddam Hussein and 9-11. We’ve got the bastard. Let the war crime charges begin.

What? You didn’t hear about that? Why didn’t you hear about it? The evil fuck said it during this years National Press Club.

Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Dick Cheney rarely takes a position that places him at a more progressive tilt than President Obama. But on Monday, the former vice president did just that, saying that he supports gay marriage as long as it is deemed legal by state and not federal government.

Do you honestly believe Dick Cheney supports gay marriage? Really? Or do you think he’s just saying this because he knows people will care more about this lie than they will about the truth of Saddam Hussein not being linked to 9-11?

Use your goddamn heads. This man doesn’t give a fuck a gay marriage. If he did, he would have supported it during the 8 fucking years he was in office. He’s supporting it now because he wants the world to forget how he used lies to justify invading Iraq. Don’t you see that?

No, of course you don’t. You’re too busy giving Dick Cheney credit for being more progressive than President Obama.

Well fuck you.

Because of this piece of shit our country is fighting in two wars, is in a deep depression, has no social safety net, has given his former business billions of dollars in no-bid contracts, and is responsible for the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians.

So forgive me if I don’t get on my knees and swallow Dick Cheney’s load. This piece of shit should be in jail for all the crimes he’s committed, yet everyone in this fucking country could give a shit because he supports gay marriage.

I hope every one of you stupid fucking cuntbags who gives Dick Cheney credit for supporting gay marriage dies from multiple cock slaps to the face – you fucking pussies.

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People believe this fucking cunt. Goddamnit…will someone please go on his show and tell him to shut the fuck up? Please?

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…and people are against it?  Hard to believe?  I thought so too…that’s why I had to read the article, “Californians go to war over proposed gay-marriage ban” twice:

There is little suspense over the presidential race here, but a ballot initiative to overturn gay marriage is garnering the attention of politicians, activists and big spenders.

Proposition 8, which would amend California’s constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman, was put on the ballot after a state Supreme Court ruling in May said a ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional.

Why declare war on a group of people who want to be with a person they love for the rest of their life?  Shouldn’t we encourage that?

The charges have stirred grass-roots campaigning by people who aren’t normally involved in campaigns. William Adams, 51, of Irvine has festooned his Chevy pickup with hand-drawn wooden signs urging a vote for Prop 8 and declaring it a matter of parents’ rights to control what kids are exposed to.

Adams says he fears his church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, could be sued for discrimination for not recognizing gay couples.

“We’re not afraid of the homosexual movement; We are afraid of the government,” Adams says.

He has planted more than 50 yard signs and led groups of others in knocking on doors for votes for Prop 8. The door-to-door canvassing, as well as telephone voter-turnout efforts, are organized by his Mormon ward, or local church, Adams says.

Isn’t it funny that the people of California seek marriage advice from a Mormon. Hey, little trivia for you; Did you know that Mormons practiced polygamy?  Yep.  If you were Mormon, you could have one, two, five, or ten wives.  I’m glad they’re helping.  They know a thing or to about a Christ-like marriage.

Brown, the spokeswoman for Yes on 8, estimates 40% or more of the $28 million the group reported raising by Oct. 18 had come from Mormon donors. But she says the coalition to overturn gay marriage is broad and even includes groups that tend to vote Democratic.

“We expect turnout in the African-American community to be an asset to us,” she says.

Who knew that black people are homophobic?  I didn’t.

Brown hopes that after Tuesday, gay marriage will be history in California. “We really are at a cultural crossroads in America where we are going to be forced one way or another to decide whether the rights of children or the rights of gay adults are going to come first,” Brown says.
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I wonder how much would get done around in this country (Health Care, Social Security, Bringing home the troops, etc…) if people didn’t care who was fucking who….

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