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I’m getting a tingling sensation in my groin area and I’m pretty sure it isn’t a STD.

Rocket attacks from Gaza have forced Israelis to flee in ever greater numbers, escalating the belief among Israel’s military chiefs that Hamas missiles could threaten the nation’s top secret nuclear facility at Dimona.

Israeli officials say that Hamas has acquired dozens of Iranian-made Fajr-3 missiles and with it, an even longer range than previously seen. Many fear that as the group acquires ever more sophisticated weaponry it is only a matter of time before the nuclear installation at Dimona, 20 miles east of Beersheba, falls within its sights.

Fuck yea. Now that is a way to end a war. Forget how the London Times and Fox News know where Israel’s top secret nuclear base is or how hypocritical Israel is to even have a secret nuclear base, if Hamas pulls this off it will be the greatest upset the world as ever seen.

Think about it, Israel is bombing the fuck out of the Gaza strip. Shit they just used a 1 ton bomb that killed a leader of Hamas, his four wives and nine kids. Why did they have to use a 1 ton bomb? Fuck if I know. I’m guessing that the leader and his family had super human strength and could regenerate their health so Israel had to use a huge bomb to make sure they killed them. But I’m not a major or general or whatever the fuck they call a high ranking official in the military, so I don’t know.

But can you imagine the look on ever world leader’s face if Hamas blows up Israel’s nuclear base?

The thought of a single missile fired from a Hamas solider as he is being shot at by seven Israeli soldiers and it lands on top of Israel’s nuclear base, which causes a gigantic chain reaction that blows up every nuclear missile that Israel is secretly hiding, which destroys Israel and forces them to surrender while causing radioactive fallout that kills everyone on the Gaza strip, gets my dick hard.

Hollywood couldn’t write a better ending for the world…

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Tags: Beersheba, Dimona, Gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Israel, Israelis, Missile, Nuclear Weapons, War
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John Bolton

How many dicks did this man have to suck to become the 25th United States Ambassador to the United Nations because he makes Sarah Palin’s baby look like a genius.

Yesterday, on Fox’s Hannity and Colmes, Iran war hawk John Bolton said that Israel’s recent bombing campaign in Gaza is all the more reason for the United States to bomb Iran now. “So while our focus obviously is on Gaza right now, this could turn out to be a much larger conflict,” he said, adding that “we’re looking at potentially a multi-front war here.”

How can he expect people to take him seriously with a mustache like that? Look at it. It looks like someone took a gray, fuzzy shit on his face and he doesn’t have the balls to wipe it off. No wonder he has been calling for war with Iran for so long now, he’s pissed that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has better facial hair than him. Stupid bastard.

And why is it the only show that will speak to him is Hannity and Colmes? Is it because everyone else knows how fucking stupid he is? Sorta like Sean Hannity….