Ha Ha.

Thanks for giving me a huge boner:

The top U.S. commander in Afghanistan has been summoned to Washington to explain derogatory comments about President Barack Obama and his colleagues, administration officials said Tuesday.

Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who publicly apologized Tuesday for using “poor judgment” in an interview in Rolling Stone magazine, has been ordered to attend the monthly White House meeting on Afghanistan and Pakistan in person Wednesday rather than over a secure video teleconference, according to officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly. He’ll be expected to explain his comments to Obama and top Pentagon officials, these officials said.

I hope Obama bends this shit stain over his desk and ass fucks him so hard that McChrystal’s left eyeball pops out. And I hope Obama screams , “This is for you Paaaaaaaaattttttaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!” when he cums.

Side note: I can’t believe a fucking music magazine produced a political story so amazing that it caused the president to publicly cock smack the leading commander of the Afghan war. The New York Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal better be taking some motherfucking notes.

Update: Looks like the fucker might be retiring. But let’s not kid ourselves folks. This. Changes. Nothing.

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