Happy Birthday Jesus

Since it’s Jesus’ birthday, I thought I would share with you a list of people I hope die in an electrical fire as they sing O Come, All Ye Faithful.

  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Sean Hannity
  • Alan Comes
  • Pope Benedict
  • Sarah Palin
  • Chris Berman
  • Kurt Herbstreit
  • Zac Efron
  • Stephenie Meyer
  • The creator, cast and crew of Grey’s Anatomy
  • My 5th grade teacher
  • The guy who fucked my girlfriend in 11th grade while I was in the other room
  • My 11th grade girlfriend
  • Everyone who works on Wall Street
  • George H. Bush
  • George W. Bush
  • Laura Bush
  • Nancy Reagan
  • Ronald Regan’s corpse
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Bill O’Reilly
  • Everyone who works for the DEA
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Bill Ray Cyrus
  • The creators of Real World/Road Rules and Real World vs Road Rules
  • People on Facebook who update their status on Facebook with “it’s almost the weekend” when it is only Wednesday


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