Number 1 on the list

Here is a list of people that need to have their throat slashed by a rusty thumbtack:

• People that say “libs” instead of “liberals”.
• People that shouted “terrorism” after the Ft. Hood shooting, but shouted nothing after Dr. Tiller’s shooting.
• People that use the term Islamofascism.
• People that complain about the cost of health care, but not the cost of war.
• Diane Sawyer
• People that think socialism, communism, fascism, and anarchism are the same.
• People that compare politicians to Hitler.
• People that think the Heritage Foundation is a non-partisan organization.
• People that say, “Bless our soldiers because they’re fighting for our freedom.”
• People that still believe Saddam Hussein had WMD.
• Thomas Friedman
• People that watch only Fox News.
• People that aren’t getting the H1N1 vaccine because Glenn Beck convinced them not too.
• People that call-in to Rush Limbaugh’s radio show.
• People that don’t criticize Obama.
• Joe Lieberman
• People that complain about ACORN defrauding the American people of millions, but say nothing about Halliburton defrauding the American people of billions.
• People that think marijuana should remain illegal.
• Everyone involved with the Twilight series.
• Stewart Scott
• People that think Alan Grayson is a thug.
• People that believe Sarah Palin when she says the government is trying to kill old people.
• People that are going to vote for Sarah Palin in 2012.
• People that are going to work on Sarah Palin’s presidential campaign.
• Sarah Palin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ZxJTo9geM

BECK: When they’re done with Fox, and you decide to speak out on something. The old, “first they came for the Jews, and I wasn’t Jewish.” When you have a question, and you believe that something should be asked, they’re a — totally fine with you right now; they have no problem with you.

When they’re done with Fox and talk radio, do you really think they’re going to leave you alone if you want to ask a tough question? Do you really think that a man who has never had to stand against tough questions and has as much power as he does — do you really believe after he takes out the number one news network, do you really think that this man is then not going to turn on you? That you and your little organization is going to cause him any hesitation at all not to take you out?

If you believe that, you should open up a history book, because you’ve missed the point of many brutal dictators. You missed the point on how they always start.

It amazes me that this man gets paid millions of dollars to say stupid shit like this. And it amazes me that people agree with the stupid shit he says. And it amazes me that nobody cares that he’s a fucking Mormon.

I need a goddamn drink…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKZ1qbDyKOM

No, I’m not suffering from Stockholm syndrome. I just really love the man. And you know you do too. I mean, how could anyone not love a man that shouts things like “Obama is a racist because he hates the white culture”? It can’t be done.

But do you want to know the thing I love the most about Glenn Beck? I love how he doesn’t use facts or logic or reasoning to back up his statements. He just shouts “Obama is a secret Muslim trying to destroy America while raping your daughter” and smiles. How fucking awesome is that?

Shit, I wish I could do that. I wish I could say scream “My boss hates Jews because he’s a secret Nazi” without having to use facts or logic to back up my statements. But I’m not as badass as Glenn Beck. I couldn’t get away with calling a woman live on the air and mocking her miscarriage. I couldn’t get away with screaming at a caller. And I sure as hell couldn’t get away with calling John Rockefeller a communist because of some paintings.

But that’s why I love Glenn Beck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9IC7njYYc

You stay classy Glenn Beck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HtSb7kwTFE

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some reading to do.

How do people watch this man?  Who gets their news from this silver-haired cunt?  Who is responsible for making this man so popular?  Because we need to find these people, and put a fucking bullet in their head.

There’s no goddamn excuse for this shit.  This man is a retarded, racist, sexist, stupid piece of shit who shouldn’t be allowed on TV.   He’s so fucking stupid, his co-worker mocks him.  He lies,  he makes fun of his guests, and he gets mocked by guests on other Fox shows.

And what the fuck is up with this 9-12 bullshit?  How can someone who talks shit about 9-11 victims be allowed to run a website like this?  What are his goals?  Does he want us to live in fear of being attacked again?  Does he want us to lose our balls, and have us rely on the government for safety?   Does he want us to allow our government to pass another bill like the Patriotic Act?   Does he want us to allow the government to continue to do things like wiretapping, torture, illegal searches, and assassinations because we’re afraid?

Fuck Glenn Beck.

And fuck  God.  I blame all this shit on His stupid fucking ass, since He’s all-knowing and all-powerful.  He should’ve known how big a fuck-up Glenn Beck was going to be.  He should’ve known how Glenn Beck was going to be another Benny Hinn.  He should’ve known how Glenn Beck was going to slowly bringing down the intelligence of His people, and He should’ve made Glenn Beck’s mom have a fucking miscarriage.

So fuck God.  Fuck Him right in His invisable asshole.  I hope He breaks His goddamn leg during His battle against Satan, and fucking loses – worthless cocksucker.

Because they can get behind a 14 year-old boy.

Sitting in the back seat of his mother’s van as she drives through Atlanta suburbs, Jonathan Krohn is about to sign off with a conservative radio talk show host in Florida. In the 40 minutes he’s been on the air, with the help of his mother’s cellphone, this hyper-articulate Georgia eighth grader has attacked the stimulus bill, identified leaders he thinks will salvage the Republican Party’s image, and assessed the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

Did I read that right?  Did it really say this kid is a hyper-articulate eighth grader who is attacking the stimulus bill, identifying leaders he think will salvage the Republican Party’s image and assessing the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate?  Let me re-read it…yep, that’s what it said.

How can people take this little shit serious?  He’s 14, he’s home schooled, and he owns the fucking book 10 Big Lies About America.  This kid is fucking brainwashed.  He doesn’t have an original fucking thought in his goddamn head.  I mean look at this:

Why just that morning, his mother, Marla Krohn, marveled, a staff member for a potential candidate for Georgia governor asked for a meeting with Jonathan. In her gentle drawl, Mrs. Krohn said cautiously, “I’m not sure I’m a supporter of his.”

“Neither am I,” Jonathan piped in.

“But I’m a voter,” Mrs. Krohn reminded him firmly.

Jonathan retorted, “Now that I’m a political pundit, I have the ability to influence people. I have to think about it!”

He can’t even stand up to his own goddamn mother.  Am I surprised?  No.  All he does he repeat the same fucking talking points he’s heard from Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and everyone else at Fox News.

“Barack Obama is leading us to socialism.”

“The White House is going after Rush Limbaugh and that’s not fair.”

“Barack Obama is the most left-wing president in my lifetime.”

Jesus Christ, I feel sorry for the poor fuck.   His parents won’t let him go to public school, he’s subjected to five hour Christian perspective studying every Friday, and he’s an “experienced” child actor.  And we know how stable child actors are…especially the experienced ones.

But you want to know what this little shit does that drives me crazy?   It isn’t his acting experience or his ability to regurgitate Republican talking points or his gay ass haircut or his stupid fucking smirk.  It’s his hands. I hate how this little cunt uses his goddamn hands.

Why does he have to throw them in the air every time he talks?  He looks like he’s impersonating Rush Limbaugh mocking Michael J. Fox.   It’s annoying.  Either move your fucking hands a little bit or stick them in your goddamn pockets, you little shit.

I can’t wait till this kid gets ass fucked by Lindsey Graham. in 20 years…

Glenn Beck needs to get assfucked to death.

Who the hell watches this man?  How can this untalented ass-clown get his own show?  Who the fuck keeps tuning in day after day to watch this cunt butcher the news?

Does he honestly think he’s funny?  Did his producers laugh when he said, “Listen, I know the next segment is about marijuana and I want to do something funny.  You know how marijuana smokers love to eat?  Well I’m going to do this…I’m going bring out the brownies from the green room and say, ‘Marijuana brownies anyone?’… You’re right Jim, our viewers will fucking love it…What?  Oh, I don’t know.  I guess I got my fantastic sense of humor from my father.  No, not my earthly father you dumbass.  I’m talking about Jesus Christ.  I guess He replaced my love of alcohol with a wonderful sense of humor…and I’m not complaining.”

What a fucking idiot.

And what the hell was up with the banner at the bottom?  Why does Glenn Beck need to use goofy cartoons during this segment?  Does he think it enhances his shitty jokes?  Or is he afraid that his viewers might lose interest and change the channel?

And what the fuck kind of questions was he asking? We shouldn’t use the economic situation to push through marijuana legalization? Wasn’t the Great Depression used to repeal alcohol prohibition?  Didn’t that help our economy?  So why is it so hard for this goofy fuck to connect the dots?  Legalizing marijuana will help the economy by allowing the government to tax it, regulate it, and turn it into a multi-billion dollar industry.

But of course this dumb shit doesn’t get it.  He’s to busy cracking jokes about how he only has two brain cells left.  Which proves my point…this man is a fucking retard.

Thank you Alan Keyes for proving crazy isn’t racist.  [Donklephant]

I’m hoping the stock market falls below 6,000 by Friday. Who’s with me?  [Politics By Satire]

I’m impressed someone can hate Glenn Beck more than me.  [The Rude Pundit]

Not true, most of the time Republicans put Corporations first.  [Pissed on Politics]

…Glenn Beck is a gigantic retard.

It’s official–I may have spent too much time in New York City these past few years, because I’m actually beginning to think about things like a New Yorker. For instance, life with our new President Barack Obama is beginning to feel a lot like being in a taxi, stuck in rush hour traffic: You’re not crazy about the guy behind the wheel, not only do you not like where you’re going (you are trapped in Manhattan after all), but you can’t understand the route he’s taking to get you there, and the whole thing is costing you a small fortune. Yes, a cab ride in the big city is like being on The Road to Socialism.

Maybe not.  I kinda understand him.  He’s saying socialism is like a taxi ride.  I don’t know what the fuck that means, but maybe his next example will help me out.

If Obama wanted to rush in to “save” the ice cream cone industry, I could probably learn to live with that. As much as I’d hate to have the low quality government cones, I think we’d all live happy, normal and productive lives if we were forced to eat our ice cream with spoons out of little bowls.

Nope.

I was right, this guy’s a retard.  He’s using a taxi ride and ice-cream to describe what socialism means to him.  Jesus Christ,  my retarded imaginary friend Carlos knows more about politics than this dumb fuck.  We need to find out who hired this piece of shit and beat ‘em to death with a King James Bible.

There’s no fucking way someone interviewed Glenn Beck and thought, “This guy is a fucking genius.  His political views are fantastic.  He’s two fingers deep in America’s pussy and she’s moaning for more.   Goddammit…I can’t wait to put this man on TV.”

Hell no.

I guarantee you they were thinking , “This guy is fucking nuts.  Hoping for another civil war?  Katrina victims are scumbags? What the fuck is he talking about?   And why did I agree to an interview?  Who the fuck would want to watch this guy…wait…wait a minute.  Our NASCAR demographic would eat this shit up.  My God…I’m about to make a fuck load of money.”

Goddammit, I hate Glenn Beck.  His drunk, no talent ass should be out on the street sucking dick for cheeseburgers, not getting paid millions of dollars to be on TV.  I can’t wait until this cocksucker gets pancreatic cancer and dies in the middle of an interview…