Today is the day ABC and Barack Obama come together and talk about health care, and I’m fucking stoked.

I wonder what he’s going to say. Will he say he’s in favor of a co-pay system? Will he say he’s in favor of a single payer option? Will he say, “I know 76 percent of Americans support a public plan, but I’m not in favor of it because I have to appease the Republicans. Besides, Congress isn’t going to pass anything. Have you seen how much money they’re getting from the health industry? Jesus, those guys are more corrupt than Spiro Agnew.”

Goddammit, I haven’t been this excited since I found out Stormy Daniels was running for Senate.