I don’t understand why people say that Sarah Palin is a liar.  When has she lied to us before?  That’s what I thought.  She’s a good Christian woman who puts her country first but that doesn’t stop the liberal media from printing false stories.  Like today.  The evil people over at ThinkProgress.org are running a story about a McCain aide saying Sarah Palin has experience in foreign policy.  Or can gain experience later.  Or knows somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody that has spare foreign policy knowledge lying around.  What, you think I’ve read it?  Please.  I scanned it.  If I read anything the liberal media puts out I might turn gay or something.  So you’ve been warned:

A senior campaign aide who agreed to speak on the condition of anonymity admitted that Palin’s knowledge of Russia may be limited to the way someone from Miami might obtain a general feel for Latin America.

“It is very much being able to look off the tip of Alaska,” the aide said. “Metaphorically, I’m talking about.”

Of course it’s metaphoric. I say I’m hung like a donkey but that doesn’t mean my penis is like an animals.  Far from it.  I’m only using a metaphor to describe what I wish my penis looked like.  Sure the ladies get upset at me for leading them on but it’s their fault.  Do they really think I’m going to tell them I’m built like a midget who just got out of a cold shower?  Please. Don’t believe everything you hear ladies

Besides I don’t hear them complaining during the best three minutes of their life. You heard me right…the best three minutes….ever.