Because I thought they hated shit like this:

Leading Indian outsourcers such as Tata Consultancy (Bombay:TCS.BO – News), Infosys (Bombay:INFY.BO – News) and Wipro (Bombay:WIPR.BO – News) stand to gain contracts worth about $1 billion in the next one or two years as U.S. banks emerge from the troubled asset relief program, the Economic Times reported on Monday.

he newspaper said JPMorgan (NYSE:JPM – News), Goldman Sachs (NYSE:GS – News) and Morgan Stanley (NYSE:MS – News) that received approval to buy back government stake worth $68 billion earlier this year are among the firms seeking operational efficiencies by outsourcing non-core IT and back-office projects to India.

Oh, that’s right, they’re too busy protesting health care. And death panels. And communism. And socialism. And Marxism. And anarchism. And Islamofascism. And Nancy Pelosi. And  Harry Reid. And CNN. And MSNBC. And global warming. And the cap-and-trade bill. And the hate crime bill. And gay marriage. And illegal immigrants. And closing Gitmo. And withdrawing from Afghanistan. And trying Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in New York. And the mistreatment of Sarah Palin by the ‘Liberal Media’.

Did I leave anything out?

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Tags: Bailouts, Goldman Sachs, I wonder if those crazy fucks bitched about trying Timothy McVeigh in Oklahoma, JPMorgan, Teabaggers
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Thank God for rich, white men who want to keep our spirits up in this time of economic hardship.

Billionaire investor Warren Buffett says the U.S. is engaged in an “economic Pearl Harbor.”

In an interview that aired Sunday on “Dateline NBC,” the chairman and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway Inc. said the nation’s economic situation is not as bad as in World War II or the Great Depression, but it’s still pretty severe.

What the shit?  Did he just compare our economy to Pearl Harbor then say it isn’t as bad as World War II?  How…how the fuck can he do that?   Isn’t that like telling a beautiful girl who’s naked and bending over not to worry about the wart on your dick because it isn’t herpes?

And why the fuck is that man eating at Dairy Queen?  He’s worth a total of 62 billion dollars, couldn’t he afford something better?  Like Coldstone or Marble Slab?

Stupid me…I get it.  He’s trying to prove that he is just like everyone else.  Well you know what?

Fuck you Warren Buffett.  Fuck you in your old, dried up asshole.  You were the one who said that the first bailout was a “rescue plan for the American economy” as you invested 5 billion dollars of your own money in Goldman Sachs.  Did we hear anything from you when they used the bailout money to pay their goddamn CEO’s bonuses? Fuck no we didn’t.

So the next time you go eat ice cream at Dairy Queen, I hope that homeless guy who always asks for change when you walk by but you pat your pockets and say you don’t have any, breaks his liquor bottle on the sidewalk and slits your fucking throat while raping you in the ass with his aids infected dick.

You know..just in case you survive the throat slashing…you greedy, old fuck.

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Tags: Bailout, Barack Obama, Dairy Queen, Goldman Sachs, Rescue package, Wall Street, Warren Buffett
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