I don’t know about you, but I’m sick of hearing how fucked the gulf is and how our government doesn’t mind giving Blackwater hundreds of millions of dollars while giving unemployed people the middle finger and how full of shit MoveOn.org. Plus, I’ve got a horrible hangover and a serious case of explosive beer shits. Goddamn World Cup soccer.

Anyways, I’d thought I would post this video of Zach Anner auditioning for Oprah’s new reality TV show. If you don’t find this man amazing then you are the spawn of Dick Cheney and I hope you choke to death on a diamond-studded donkey dick.

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Tags: Blackwater, BP, Congress, Gulf of Mexico, This Man Is Funny As Shit
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Someone needs to be a goddamn hero and sling a burning torch into the Gulf of Mexico.

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Tags: Gulf of Mexico, I Know I'm Not The Only One Who Wants To Watch The World Burn, Oil
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