Why the hell was Bob Dole on last Sunday’s This Week with George Stephanopoulos talking about health care reform?

I ask because this pharmaceutical whore is one of the reasons why health care wasn’t reformed during the Clinton administration. So why is he allowed on national TV, on one of the countries most important Sunday news shows, to talk about how his plan will fix health care?

And why didn’t anyone call him out about killing health care reform in 1994 instead of stroking his drug-induced hard cock and telling him how great he is for trying to get Republicans and Democrats to agree on a health care bill that the health insurance industry wants?

Of course it doesn’t matter because the media elite thinks that Americans need to know what a former Senator, someone who is still alive because of the fantastic health care they get at the taxpayers’ expensive, has to say about the little adjustments our government needs to make in order to turn the greatest health care system in the world into the greatest health care system in the universe.

And it’s all bullshit because Bob Dole should be in a nursing home having his ass wiped by a 25-year-old woman who hates her life, and not on national TV spouting retarded ideas his corporate handlers have forced down his throat.

So the next time I see Bob Dole on TV it better be in a steel cage match with that middle-age black guy from those Cialis commercials and Smilin’ Bob from those Enzyte commercials, or I will dropkick my TV so hard it will make George Stephanopoulos shit his pants.

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Because we have a group of leaky vaginas that need medical attention.

President Barack Obama wants Congress to consider taxing the wealthy instead of workers to pay for a health-care overhaul, as House Democrats discuss a plan to require health insurance for most Americans.

Good. Fuck those rich assholes. I’m getting sick and tired of hearing how we can’t raise rich people’s taxes because they will take their money elsewhere.

I say let them. But they aren’t going anywhere.

Why should they? Were else will they find a middle class that pays for the Savings and Loans bailouts, the car industry bailouts, the banking bailouts, the Wall Street bailouts, and fund their fucking wars?

I mean Jesus fucking Christ. As of 2004, the top 1% of households (the upper class) owned 34.3% of all privately held wealth, and the next 19% (the managerial, professional, and small business stratum) had 50.3%, which means that just 20% of the people owned a remarkable 85%, leaving only 15% of the wealth for the bottom 80% (wage and salary workers).

But do you think the middle class cares about this? Noooo. They’re too busy photoshopping stupid fucking posters for Michelle Malkin’s website.

So I hope Congress raises their fucking taxes. I hope the rich cocksuckers pay for better health care. And I hope they fucking move away if they don’t like it.

But I’m realistic. I know this isn’t going to happen.

I know the middle class will continue to swallow the upper class’s load with a smile on their face. Because they’re too fucking stupid to realize how bad they’re getting fucked over by a health care system rigged by the upper class, for the upper class.

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