If only George Bush was this peaceful:

Just one day after a very public denial that American forces were in the process of attacking sites in Northern Yemen, President Barack Obama ordered multiple cruise missile attacks on sites across the tiny, coastal nation.

The air strikes were coordinated with the government of President Ali Abdallah Saleh and the attacks left 120 killed, many of them civilians according to witnesses. President Obama called Saleh after the attack to “congratulate” him on the killings.

How do you think that phone call went? I think it went something like this:

Obama calls Ali Abdallah Saleh and congratulates him on setting a new civilian death record. Saleh laughs and tells Obama that he should of known that was going to happen, and that Obama has to pay up because he lost the bet. Obama says he doesn’t have the money yet because it’s in the health care bill that Joe Lieberman is holding up, and if he wants to be mad at somebody it should be Lieberman. Saleh says he doesn’t understand because he read an article saying Obama congratulated Lieberman on holding up the health care bill. Obama suddenly changes the subject to his trip to Copenhagen, but Saleh interrupts him and says that if he doesn’t get his money by the end of January then oil prices are going to rise. Obama apologies and tells Saleh he will have his money by the end of January. Saleh says he knows because he owns Obama’s ass just like those Wall Street fuckers and hangs up. Obama hangs up and cries for a couple of minutes before collecting himself and going to his 2:00 pm Lloyd Blankfein dick sucking appointment.

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