How many cocks did David Gregory suck before he got to host Meet The Press? 10? 50? 100? I’m leaning toward 100, because this guy isn’t hosting based on his journalistic abilities.

For the past several months I’ve watched this lanky asshole ask soft, pointless questions about health care reform, the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq, and the Wall Street bailouts. I’ve seen him quote ‘journalist’ like Charles Krauthammer and Peggy Noonan while reading Newt Gingrich’s latest tweets.

So, again, I have to ask, how many cocks did he suck to get his job? Because I’m willing to suck twice as many cocks in order to become the new host. Plus, I’ll swallow.

Why am I willing to sacrifice my precious gag reflex? Because I want a crack at his guests.

I want to ask John McCain the real reason why he’s trying to pass an anti-Net Neutrality bill. I want to ask Orrin Hatch why he wants Obama to force the Justice Department to look into college football’s bowl system but not into George Bush’s torture program. And I want to ask Joe Scarborough what really happened to Lori Klausutis.

That’s why I’m willing to gag on hundreds of cocks. I want to make those corrupt, sadistic corporate whores sweat on national TV. And if that means I have to swallow several pints of rich, white man semen, so be it.

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