This baby is smiling because it wasn't born in Afghanistan.

If you said Afghanistan then you deserve to be raped in the mouth by an AIDS-infected silverback gorilla:

Eight years after a U.S.-led invasion of Afghanistan, the country ranks as the worst place to be born, according to a United Nations report.

The United Nation’s Children’s Fund, better known as UNICEF, says Afghanistan has the highest infant mortality rate in the world with 257 deaths per 1,000 live births, and 70 percent of Afghans have access to clean water.

I now know the real reason why we invaded Afghanistan. It wasn’t because of terrorists, or to build the biggest military base in the world, or to see how many civilians we can kill, or to see how many billions of dollars we could waste, or to see how many war lords we could put in power, or to see how much heroin could be trafficked, or to see how many soldiers come home with post-traumatic stress disorder.

No.

The real reason we invaded Afghanistan was to encourage more people in Sierra Leone to have kids since they’re no long the worst place in the world to be born. Because those blood diamonds aren’t going to mine themselves. Isn’t that right, major U.S and International retailers?

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