Because they have work to do.

The man charged with killing abortion provider Dr. George Tiller claimed Sunday that more violence is possible while the medical procedure is allowed to continue, giving his warning in calls that also focused on complaints about his treatment in jail.

This is it people. The ticking time bomb scenario. This man has information about future attacks on American citizens. We need this information, and we need it fast.

This is what we have to do: We need to strip Scott Roeder naked and force him into many stress positions. Then we need to keep him awake for 16 days. We also need to feed him at random hours so he loses track of time. Once the 16 hours are up, we need to bring in a group of untrained interrogators to question him.

If they don’t like his answers, then we need to take a Bible and flush it down the toilet, force him to masturbate in front of a couple of female soldiers, bring in seven German Shepherds and have them tear off pieces of his ass, force him to wear a dog collar and slam his head into a breakable wall, punch him in the face, slice his balls with a scalpel, and electrocute his balls with a car battery.

If he doesn’t give the interrogators creditable information about upcoming attacks on American soil, then we need to take off the gloves and bring in private contractors to waterboard him. And we can’t pussyfoot around like we did with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. American lives are at stake and we need good goddamn answers.

What? We’re not going to use enhanced interrogation techniques on this fucker? Why the hell not?

Oh that’s right. We only use enhanced interrogation techniques on brown Muslim men in countries we illegally invade. We never use them on white Christian men in America. Even if they say more American doctors are going to be killed for following the law.

So, my mistake. I hope no one was offended by this. And I’ve got to be honest, I can’t wait until another doctor is killed by some crazy white Christian man. Because I  love reading how Christians condone it.

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Tags: Dr. Tiller, Fucking Crazy Christians, I hate white people, Scott Roeder, Torture
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Listen you have to be a low country white guy to get the joke but let me tell you, it sure is funny. Of course some people don’t like this “joke” so much and feel it is a “bit” racist:

A billboard in West Plains showing a caricature of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama wearing a turban and using his middle name — Hussein — in quotes has sparked outrage and accusations of racism.

The sign, located south of West Plains on U.S. 63 across from the Dairy Queen, says: “Barack ‘Hussein’ Obama equals more abortions, same sex marriages, taxes, gun regulations.”

Outrage over the sign triggered West Plains resident Becky Estes to write a letter in Monday’s edition of the Daily Quill newspaper saying “such a tasteless display merely reinforces the wide-spread belief that Ozarkers are ignorant country bumpkins.”

“People don’t like it. They’re embarrassed by that sign, ashamed by that sign, horrified by that sign and outraged by that sign,” Estes told the News-Leader on Thursday.

Sure she doesn’t get the joke. Let’s let James E. (Jay) Gentry Jr (see you know this guy will get the joke, look at how many names he has) and Raymond Fine explain the joke for those “liberal” types who don’t understand humor:

Estes’ letter sparked responses from locals and out-of-state former residents in Wednesday’s newspaper. The person who created the sign remains anonymous.

“I can find nothing wrong with this sign/cartoon, which is truthful by Obama’s own statements,” wrote James E. (Jay) Gentry Jr. of Mountain Grove. “If this is upsetting to Ms. Estes, then she should do some hard thinking about what is forthcoming if he is elected.”

Raymond Fine, 74, of West Plains, said the sign is a form of free speech.

“If they can burn a flag, then they can put a sign up like that,” Fine told the News-Leader.

So you see..it’s funny because it’s what Obama has said.

If Saturday Night Live wanted to be really funny, they would hire these guys to write their sketches.

Until them….I’m just going to masturbate to Tina Fey as Sarah Palin with the sound off….like a true American.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Fucking crackers, I hate white people, Racist, Sarah Palin, Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey
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