Mon 6 Jul, 2009
What’s your deal? First you kill Billy Mays, then you fuck over Mark Sanford, and now you force Sarah Palin to resign.
Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday laid the groundwork to take on a larger, national role after leaving state government, citing a “higher calling” with the aim of uniting the country along conservative lines.
Okay, I can understand you taking Billy Mays because you needed his expertise in getting out wine stains. And I can forgive you for striking down Mark Sanford since he missed your sign on whom he should marry. But why did you have to force Sarah Palin to resign?
Was it because she didn’t support the Bridge to Nowhere, or because she likes to read so much? Did you kick her out of office because you were pissed at her for not shining a light on teen pregnancy, or because she was too humble and didn’t want to make a concession speech?
Tell me God. Tell me why you took the only thing I loved in this world. Tell me why you forced a fighter, someone who speaks from the heart and who cuts through all the political bullshit, out of office. Tell me why you made her ruin America’s birthday.
Oh, well I guess that’s a pretty good reason.
So umm, you think maybe you could leak that video? Because if you did, I’d be your best friend.
[Ed. note - Yeah, that last link isn't work safe. Click at your own risk.]
Tags: God, I'm going to miss the crazy bitch, Republican, Sarah Palin
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