Because sometimes I want to give my readers something good to read…

The US News & World Report calls Bill O’Reilly a “cock grabbing lesbian who should swallow a horse cock and die.” Okay they really didn’t call him that, but I know they will one day.

The Rude Pundit signed up for the Family Research Council prayer group and each week receives a prayer list with issues he should pray about.  I’ve got to be honest, I was a little surprised to find that Jesus doesn’t want Congress helping the needy.

Politics By Satire makes a good point, how the fuck can those cunts at Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC say they feel our pain when they’re wiping their asses with toilet paper made from silk?

Barack Obama is rumored to be appointing a marijuana friendly police sheriff to the position of Drug Czar. I don’t like that title…Drug Czar.  Sounds too fucking weird.  Like they want to scare me or something.  Almost makes me want to put down my joint…

If you’re a member of Twitter and want to know which members of Congress to follow as they fuck up,  than here is a complete list of those Washington assholes.