Our government doesn’t like sex in America but they want to spread the love overseas.

In an effort to win over fickle warlords and chieftains in Afghanistan and get information from them, CIA officials are handing out Viagra pills in exchange for their cooperation, the Washington Post reports.

“Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people – whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” an agency operative, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told the Post.

That’s right people, we have spent over one trillion dollars and sacrificed over 4,000 American lives so  men who can’t get it up in the Middle East can fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Do they really think this will help with the “War on Terror”?  Do they think those men are going to come together and say, “Guys, we might have been wrong about America.  They knew our dicks weren’t working and instead of taking away our heroin and forcing us to exercise, like they do to their own people, they’ve decided to give us a pill that allows us to stay hard up to four hours.  And it isn’t that cheap ass Cialis they’re always showing during Monday Night Football.  I say we just stop fight and start fucking.  Who’s with me?”

Our soldiers are fucked and you can except the number of their deaths to go up.  Why?  Because we’ve just told the entire world that the men we are fighting can’t get hard.  Do you have any idea how damaging that is to the male ego?  They are now the laughing stock of the world.

Plus this shows us how fucking stupid our government is.  They want us to believe that these evil, ruthless, godless men will someone how get a nuclear weapon on the black market and blow up a good portion of our great nation,  yet they don’t know where to go to get an erection pill?

Give me a fucking break.  Our “elected” officials are nothing more than  rich, arrogant, stupid, pussified, pieces of shit and they should be taken out back, skull fucked and shot at the base of the neck.

If there was a God this would happen but since there isn’t, I’ll settle for an underage sex sting…

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Tags: Afghanistan, Central Intelligence Agency, CIA, Elected Officals, India, Israel, Middle East, Nuclear weapon, Pakistan, Sildenafil, United States Government, Viagra, Washington Post
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Wonderful.

The Taj Mahal hotel in Mumbai, India, had been warned of a possible terrorist attack before a deadly rampage hit the iconic landmark this week, the chairman of the company that owns the hotel said Saturday.

The Taj was one of nine sites attacked by gunmen in a 60-hour wave of terror that killed at least 183 people and injured hundreds more before it ended in a standoff at the hotel Saturday morning.

Before the attacks, the hotel had heightened security because of a warning it received, Tata Group Chairman Ratan Tata said in an interview with CNN’s Fareed Zakaria that will air Sunday.

But Tata said that nothing could have prevented gunmen from entering the hotel, despite the fact that it relaxed security shortly before the attacks.

What the fuck?

How can you say you couldn’t do anything after telling us you relaxed security before the attacks?  That defies logic, you stupid fucking man.  How the hell did this man become chairman when he says stupid shit like this?

Tata said the attackers did not enter through the entrance that has a metal detector. Instead, they came in a back entrance, he said.

“They knew what they were doing, and they did not go through the front. All of our arrangements are in the front,” he said.

Goddamnit this man’s a retard.  It’s a miracle only 183 people were killed.  What was he thinking?

“Let’s see…How will a small, tactical extremist group attack the hotel….Would it be from the ba..No…I got it…Hey guys…protect the front of the hotel. They’d be stupid to come in now….What…Where am I going?  I’m just going to tell the guest they have nothing to fear…You know…to help them relax.”

You know what’s worse than this stupid cumstain under planning and getting 200 people killed?  Him admitting to getting a warning but not doing anything.  Now every fucking news station will be talking about this shit.

Police bolstered security in subways and trains Wednesday after the government warned that al-Qaida suicide bombers were contemplating an attack on New York’s mass-transit systems during the holiday season. An internal memo obtained by The Associated Press says the FBI has received a “plausible but unsubstantiated” report that al-Qaida terrorists in late September may have discussed attacking the subway system.

Goddamnit.

Where are the other warnings about shit that could kill us?  Drunk driving,  rapist, murders, botched bank robberies, illegal street racing, mad cow disease, alcohol poisoning, prescription drug pills, heart disease, lip cancer, AIDS, your mother, tap water, chicken testicles, corn, oil, gas, tobacco, crack, coffee, masturbation, blowing Ted on a busy street corner, and extra large dildos.

Why are we showing favoritism towards terrorist?

When will I hear a report on Fox News that warns, “The FBI today has issued a warning reporting that if you shove a 10-inch black rubber cock into your anus at a 45 degree angle, you will kill yourself.”

Jesus Christ, I’m sick of this fear mongering bullshit. Stop with the fucking warnings and let people live their lives.

They’re going to die one day anyways, why not let them go out in a big fucking explosion?  Besides our government isn’t going to stop shit, so enjoy the fucking show…buncha pussies.

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Tags: CNN, Fareed Zakaria, India, Mumbai, Taj Mahal, Terrorism, War on Terrorism, Warfare and Conflict
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I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Remember to thank the Indians for allowing themselves to be slaughtered for our benefit…Manifest Destiny baby…Manifest Destiny.

Shit going down in India – This vacation will never be forgotten. I wonder…do you think the hotels will give their guest refunds? It’s the least they could do, right?

FBI warns of attacks – This attack better happen. I’m getting sick of all the fucking warnings and nothing happening. Make up your fucking mind FBI, will terrorist attack or won’t they? Let’s be honest…the FBI doesn’t know shit. They just like to tell us these things to scare us. Fuck the FBI, stupid worthless assholes.

Happy Thanksgiving – Politics By Satire has a post up with a few fun facts about Thanksgiving. Thought I would share.

Ann Coulter’s mouth is wired shut – That lady is the biggest cunt in the world but I’d still fuck her. I’d knock her up and see if she keeps the kid. If she doesn’t have an abortion then she is a lady of her word. Which is good…not enough people keep their word now.

Hot mom does teenagers – Where the hell was this when I was a teenager? My friends’ moms were so ugly I wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen dildo. I should of chosen my friends based on how hot their moms were. God I’m stupid.

Bailout Info Graphic – That’s impressive…

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Tags: Ann Coulter, Conservatism, FBI, Federal Bureau of Investigation, India, Politics, Terrorism, Thanksgiving
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