Openly gay people might be allowed to join the military.

In an overlooked YouTube video posted on Friday, a spokesman for Barack Obama said the president-elect is committed to ending the policy that bars openly gay men and women from serving in the U.S. armed forces.

In a response to a question on the Web site Change.gov asking whether Obama would get rid of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs said: “You don’t hear politicians give a one-word answer much. But it’s ‘Yes.’”

Basically Barack Obama is saying, “Faggots can’t marrying but they can die.  Let’s get rid of this ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ rule.”

Fuck you Barack Obama.  Why’s it okay for gay people to legally kill someone for their country but not legally marry someone they love?  It’s because you’re fucking pathetic pussy.  You’re no better than any other politician in Washington. You said whatever the retards wanted to hear so you would get elected.  And now you’re going to do whatever the fuck your told to do, just like governor bush.

The sad thing is people will get on their knees and blow Obama because they think this is a positive step forward for gay rights.  They’ll say things like, “It’s about time the military got rid of this stupid rule.” and “This is a great day for the gay rights movement.”  CNN and MSNBC will have a hard time keeping their dicks in their pants as they tell the people how proud they are to be an American while Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly will shout about how the secular left are destroying the fabric of this country.

News flash folks…it’s all bullshit.

The only reason why Barack Obama wants to get rid of this rule is because shit is going down in the Middle East.  Israel is attacking Palestine and bombing Lebanon.  Pakistan is about to go to war with India while their country is collapsing.  Russia is cutting off gas to Europe.  Oh and don’t forget about the two wars we are fighting that will never end.  The military is running out of people willing to go thousands of miles away and die, so they are being forced to end this fucking policy.

Of course I find it funny that after years of being treated as second class citizens, our military needs the gay community to continue its unjust wars.  I just hope gay people tell them where to shove it….

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Tags: Barack Obama, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Gay, Iraqi, Israel, Lebanon, Military, Pakistan, Palestine, Russia, United States Government, White House
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This post was going to be about the Iraqi shoe thrower who’s getting the shit beat out of him while in custody. There was going to be a joke about how he’s getting beat up not because he threw a shoe at George Bush but because he didn’t hit the guy.

(I mean really, you’re standing less than 5 feet away and you get two chances but you still can’t hit the man?  You deserve to get a couple of ribs cracked for that weak shit.)

That was until I saw this fucking story.

KILLER VIRUS GRIPS BRITAIN

MILLIONS face being struck down by a deadly winter vomiting bug sweeping the country.
Scores of hospitals have been forced to close wards to new patients as they struggle to cope with the influx of norovirus sufferers.

One of London’s leading hospitals has even had to turn away 999 emergency patients after being overwhelmed with cases of the virus, while another hospital has drafted in GPs to cover for staff hit by the bug.

As the crisis deepens, health campaigners are warning that hospitals face going into “complete meltdown” over Christmas and New Year.

Last year more than three million people were struck down by the bug as it reached epidemic levels. Now experts are warning that the virus could affect even more this year.

Last night the Health Protection Agency warned that it was expecting the number of cases to escalate.

Goddamnit this is serious but we know what we must do.

Quarantine Britain.

We just need to sit back and allow the virus to run its course.  Once the virus has been wiped out and we rebuild Britain, we have to enforce one rule: No fucking kids allowed.

If movies have taught us anything, kids always fuck things up.  We will have everything under control then a kid will get the virus and spread it to the entire world.  Fuck those little bitches.  That’s why any kid who tries to get back into Britain must be killed.  With the entire world at stake, there isn’t any room for exceptions.

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Tags: 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Britain virus, Christmas, Europe, George W. Bush, Health Protection Agency, Iraq, Iraqi, London, New Year, Norovirus, Shoe, United States
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