Looks like I need to break out the ol’ knee pads.

CNN White House correspondent Ed Henry has won election as the next president of the White House Correspondents Association, FishbowlDC reports. Henry got a whopping 186 votes of the 243 ballots cast (three were ruled invalid. Dangling chads maybe?)

Henry also won the Association’s television seat with 198 votes. This is for the 2012-2013 term.

One of the issues the WHCA has not yet resolved is who gets Helen Thomas’ front row briefing room seat. Both Fox News Channel and Bloomberg News are vying for the seat. As TVNewser reported last month, Henry is going to support Fox News for the seat.

Come on guys, really? You don’t know who Ed Henry is? He’s the guy who took this video of Joe Biden sliding down a water slide, and this picture of Rahm Emanuel playing grab ass with Mrs. Biden. Geez.

Now what I want to know is who gave Ed Henry the idea of supporting Fox News, a major ally of Israel, for Helen Thomas’s front row seat?

Side note: Once Fox News gets the front row seat does this mean they’re officially apart of the Mainstream media?

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Tags: Cocking Sucking Assholes, Ed Henry, I'll Be Drinking Some Whiskey If Anyone Needs Me, Joe Biden
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More like keepers of powerful politicians’ balls in their mouths:

On Friday, CNN’s Ed Henry posted a series of giggly, adolescent updates on his Twitter feed, describing the events that took place at a “beach” party thrown by Joe Biden, at the Vice President’s mansion, for various “reporters” and White House officials.

Henry also posted videos and photographs he took of the Vice President and White House Chief of Staff playing with water guns, slides and the White House press corps.

Today, The Atlantic’s Marc Ambinder, who often passes along White House thinking under the cover of anonymity, confesses that he, too, attended the water party, and also posted a short video he took of Rahm Emanuel frolicking with a squirt gun along with party participants Wolf Blitzer (the former AIPAC official and current CNN anchor) and The New York Times’ David Sanger (who faithfully regurgitates every administration fear-mongering claim regarding the Iranian nuclear program):

Here’s Ed Henry’s video. And just to answer some of the questions you will have after watching it: 1) Yes, that is Ed Henry sounding like a  goddamn 6-year-old girl crying to mama because some boy is trying to put a bug on her skirt. 2) Yes, that is the second most powerful man in America sliding down a inflatable water slide in fucking slacks and a polo shirt. 3) Yes, every fucking journalist would be running 360 stories about how strange Michael Jackson is if this video was from Neverland Ranch, but since it’s from Joe Biden’s beach house and it features a bunch of rich, powerful white guys blasting water in the faces of little children from water guns that look giant dicks then it’s okay.

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Tags: Can You Believe These Guys Were Sucking Joe Biden's Dick In Front Of All Those Kids, Joe Biden, Mainstream Media, Rahm Emanuel
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Why do religious people care about homosexuals?

What bothers them so much?  Is it the man on man loving that gets to them or the notion that some women find cocks creepy?

I think it’s the man going down on another man that pisses them off.

Most Christian men rub on out while watching two woman suck each other off, but a man giving another man a blow job…fucking sick.

(Ironically half of these men will shoot their load to a blow job scene in their favorite porno.)

Gays have grown tired of this hypocrisy and have begun to protest:

Hypocrisy much? The Church of Jesus of Christ of Latter-day Saints is unhappy about the fact that the media spotlight is trained on its participation in making Prop 8 happen.

In an official statement on the church’s web site, bearing false witness and hypocrisy is the order of the day.

It is disturbing that The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is being singled out for speaking up as part of its democratic right in a free election.

Members of the Church in California and millions of others from every faith, ethnicity and political affiliation who voted for Proposition 8 exercised the most sacrosanct and individual rights in the United States – that of free expression and voting.

While those who disagree with our position on Proposition 8 have the right to make their feelings known, it is wrong to target the Church and its sacred places of worship for being part of the democratic process.

Once again, we call on those involved in the debate over same-sex marriage to act in a spirit of mutual respect and civility towards each other. No one on either side of the question should be vilified, harassed or subject to erroneous information.

Bzzt. Wrong answer. The people protesting the church’s significant role in an another state’s democratic process — members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints gave millions of dollars to remove the civil rights of human beings — are merely exercising their right to free speech to highlight that role.

And what is this “erroneous information”? Who knows, the church doesn’t say. [..]

And the Catholic church is also lying baldly:

Meanwhile, the Roman Catholic Church was also a target for supporting Proposition 8.

“Proposition 8 is not against any group in our society. Its sole focus is on preserving God’s plan for people living upon this earth throughout time,” Cardinal Roger Mahony, archbishop of the Diocese of Los Angeles, said in a statement Thursday.

They have also called for a boycott on the state of Utah:

Utah’s growing tourism industry and the star-studded Sundance Film Festival are being targeted for a boycott by bloggers, gay rights activists and others seeking to punish the Mormon church for its aggressive promotion of California’s ban on gay marriage.

It could be a heavy price to pay. Tourism brings in $6 billion a year to Utah, with world-class skiing, a spectacular red rock country and the film festival founded by Robert Redford, among other popular tourist draws.

“At a fundamental level, the Utah Mormons crossed the line on this one,” said gay rights activist John Aravosis, an influential blogger in Washington, D.C.

“They just took marriage away from 20,000 couples and made their children bastards,” he said. “You don’t do that and get away with it.”

Good.

Fucking Mormons.

Why the hell do they care about California?   Worry about your own goddamn state. You don’t see people from California wanting to define marriage in your Constitution do you? No. They could care less about middle age white men raping 14 year old girls.

And where the fuck is the Media during all this?  Why haven’t they asked the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints this important question:

“Why the fuck should we care about your view on marriage when you gave men the right to take underage girls, forced them into marriage, and looked the other way while they got rape throughout their life?   Who the fuck are you to judge?”

It’s not all the Media’s fault.  Where are all the politicians?  Where is Barack Obama and Joe Biden?  Where is Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid?  Why haven’t they stood up to these goddamn crazy religious asshats?

Because they’re pussies.

Big, fat, middle aged, pussies…Who are afraid of standing up for what’s right because they might not get re-elected in November.

Fuck’em.

I’ll do it since nobody else has the balls to tell these schizophrenic cocksuckers to shut their goddamn mouths:

ATTENTION ALL DUMB RELIGIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS:

INSTEAD OF FORCING THE GOVERNMENT INTO NOT ALLOWING GAY PEOPLE THE RIGHT TO MARRY,  HOW ABOUT YOU FORCE THE GOVERNMENT INTO BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME FROM AN UNJUST WAR;  OR FORCE OUR GOVERNMENT TO STOP TORTURING PEOPLE OR FORCE OUR GOVERNMENT TO STOP BAILING OUT THOSE OLD CUNTS ON WALL STREET; OR FORCE OUR GOVERNMENT INTO GIVING BACK OUR CIVIL LIBERTIES THEY TOOK FROM US AFTER 9/11; OR FORCE OUR GOVERNMENT INTO CLOSING GUANTANAMO BAY.  WHICHEVER OPTION YOU CHOOSE WILL SERVE OUR COUNTRY BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING CRUSADE AGAINST THE GAYS.

I wish someone in power would have the balls to say this on live television, but I know it won’t happen.

America has become a nation full of pussies that elect bigger pussies into public office.  And those pussies turn around and use this issue to distract Americans from realizing how bad they are getting ass fucked by their government.

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Look at Joe Biden giving the thumbs up.  And that man clapping in the background. Acting like Joe did something important.  Who the fuck stands there and watches someone else vote?  Besides all Joe did was punched a hole in a card or pressed a button on a computer for Barack Obama.

That’s it.

But he did something.  He fulfilled his ‘civic’ duty.  Today he is proud to be an American.

He isn’t alone. Today millions of Americans are lining up and casting a vote for either Barack Obama or John McCain.  They will line up, vote, put a sticker on their shirt, and pat themselves on the back.

Fuck those people.  Fuck them in their big, fat, sweaty ass.

Voting means nothing.

Both candidates have gang raped the Constitution while using our money to buy those Wall Street cocksuckers another mansion as Americans are sent off to die in a war that was based on a lie.

I know what some of you are going to say.  “Come on Ron, you have to vote.  I don’t like either candidate too,  but you have to vote for the lesser of two evils.  If you don’t then you don’t get to complain.”

What the fuck kind of thinking is that?  You want me to vote for the ‘lesser of two evils’? What kind of logic is that? Why would I want to vote for someone who is less evil than the other?  Wouldn’t that mean there is still someone evil in office?  Who the fuck wants that?  And the only reason you vote is so you can complain about how much the guy in office is fucking you over?

Fuck you.

I can’t wait till this day is over.  I’m sick of hearing  ‘Obama the Socialist’ , ‘McCain the War Hero’, and ‘Joe the goddamn Plumber’. I’m sick of all the old fucking talking points.

I want new talking points.

I want to hear people complain about why we are in this situation.  I want to see them cry because ‘their’ guy isn’t in office and if Americans would have elected their candidate everyone would be living a safe, rich, healthy life.

Big, fat, fucking twats.  Always complaining, yet doing nothing.  How did we get this way?  When did we become a nation full of obese, whinny, wrinkly cunts?

Whatever happened to ‘old’ America?  The America that said “Goddamnit…I’m sick of the Queen taking my mother fucking money with these stupid ass taxes.  Where’s my gun?  This ends today.” ?

If the ‘old’ America saw the ‘new’ America in a bar, he would calmly walk over and punch him in his face while sodomizing his mother as his father looked on, jerked off and cried.

That’s how America used to roll…

…those were the days…

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Jack Cafferty is an angry man.  Why is so he angry?

Simple-Sarah Palin is young…and sexy-that’s why. Ageism at its ugliest.

Hopefully America isn’t full of hateful people and will finally accept Sarah Palin after tonight’s debate. Unless the Left does something crazy….

…Godless elite white people…..

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Finally someone nailed the Obama camp.  For so long they have been making fun of Sarah Palin’s “Bridge To Nowhere” and now Fox News comes out with new information about how Barack Obama and Joe Biden both failed to strike this amendment down:

Although Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden routinely mocks his Republican counterpart, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, for her onetime support of the infamous “Bridge to Nowhere,” Biden and his running mate voted to keep the project alive twice.

Both Biden and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama voted to kill a Senate amendment that would have diverted federal funding for the bridge to repair a Louisiana span badly damaged by Hurricane Katrina, Senate records show.

And both voted for the final transportation bill that included the $223 million earmark for the Alaska project.

An amendment offered by Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Oklahoma, would have stripped the money appropriated to connect the Alaskan coastal city of Ketchikan to its airport on sparsely populated Gravina Island and diverted the money to Louisiana.

But Biden andObama and 80 of their colleagues rejected the measure, an amendment to a massive 2005 transportation bill that funded thousands of projects across the country.

Suck on that Liberal Media.   Fox News proves once again that they are….what’s that? This article was published on CNN’s website?  What did Fox have on its site during the same time period? Really?

Goddamnit it Fox…..

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Tags: Barack Obama, Bridge To Nowhere, CNN, Democrats, Fox News, Joe Biden, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Stock Market
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