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Barack Obama swearing in

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

President Obama retook his oath of office Wednesday after Chief Justice John Roberts flubbed while delivering it at Tuesday’s inauguration.

The do-over was aimed at dispelling any confusion that might arise from Tuesday’s take — in which “faithfully” was said out of sequence — and erase any question that Obama is legally the president.

“But the oath appears in the Constitution itself. And out of an abundance of caution, because there was one word out of sequence, Chief Justice Roberts administered the oath a second time,” the statement read.

Jesus fucking Christ. We’ve got some stupid people in this goddamn country. The man said one word wrong and now people are worried about the Constitution? Where were these defenders of the Constitution when it was getting bent over and double penetrated by George Bush and Dick Cheney? Where were the defenders of the Constitution when the Patriot Act was pass? Where were the defenders of the Constitution when warrantless wiretapping was made legal? Where were the defenders of the Constitution when our leaders admitted to torturing prisoners?

I guess the defenders of the Constitution were too busy watching how Brittany Spears treated her kids and researching if Barack Obama was a Muslim. Even goddamn “reporters” are talking about this stupid shit.

Fox News anchor Chris Wallace said: “We’re wondering here whether or not Barack Obama in fact is the president of the United States. They had a kind of garbled oath. It’s just conceivable that this will end up going to the courts.”

What the fuck Chris? What the fuck? Shouldn’t you be reporting something more important than this? Like, and this is just off the top of my head, where all the bailout money has gone, why are we going to give banks another bailout; what is happening to Bernie Madoff; the Supreme Court now allowing illegally obtained evidence in court; what the auto industry is doing with all that money we gave them; the slaughtering of Palestinian people in Gaza; and is that your real fucking hair? Any of those stories are more important to the people than this stupid shit but you don’t give a fuck, do you?

I hope that one day while you’re giving a report about a protesting midget clown who doesn’t have a left leg, your fucking fake hair catches on hair and the flames burn your pale, droopy, fucking face off…you stupid, worthless twat.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Constitution, Full of shit, John Roberts, Oath, President, Stupid white people
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Fuck the Government

Or they wouldn’t have given themselves a raise.

A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay.

Instead, they will get a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an additional $2.5 million that taxpayers will spend on congressional salaries, and watchdog groups are not happy about it.

Since Congress gave themselves a raise, the Supreme Court wants one too

Chief Justice John Roberts said Wednesday that Congress should be as generous to judges as it already has been to itself, by approving an inflation-related increase in their pay. “I must renew the judiciary’s modest petition: Simply provide cost-of-living increases that have been unfairly denied,” Roberts said in his annual year-end report on the federal judiciary.

Federal trial judges are paid $169,300 a year. Appellate judges make more, ranging up to Roberts’ salary of $217,400. The salaries pale in comparison to what top lawyers earn in private practice.

Jesus fucking Christ. Two million people have lost their jobs since December 2007 and these cunts give themselves a raise. 47 million people are living without health insurance and the Supreme Court bitches about inflation.

Why do we listen to these greedy motherfuckers? Why do we continue to bend over and take it in the ass as they steal our money and give it to their Wall Street friends?

Where is the outrage? Where is the news coverage from CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC? Where are the hard hitting questions from the seasoned reporters who have the people’s best interest in mind? Where are the honest politicians who strive to make a difference in Washington?

Oh that’s right…they don’t exists because they don’t care about you. They don’t care if you’ve lost your job. They don’t care if you’ve lost your house. They don’t care if you can’t afford health care for your kid. They wouldn’t piss down your throat if your heart was on fire.

Why?

Because you aren’t rich and white. If you were, our government will bend over backwards to give you money so you could afford that 36 million dollar apartment in New York. If you were rich and white, our government will rush to approve a 800 billion dollar bailout so you will get your bonuses this year. If you were rich and white, our government will let you fuck any part of their body you want.

But you’re not so they don’t give a shit about you. So just continue to pull down your pants, bend over, and enjoy the ass fucking since you aren’t going to change anything…happy new year you fucking pussies…