Looks like Jon Stewart reads my blog because he bent Cramer over and fucked him in the ass last night. If you didn’t see it, what the fuck were you doing? You couldn’t have been doing anything important at 11 pm, unless you were having sex. If you were having sex with someone,then you’re excused and can watch the interview here. If you weren’t having sex and missed the interview, I hope you shit yourself today in public.
So what did you think? Did Jon Stewart go too hard on Cramer? Too soft? Just right? I have one question about the whole thing…why the fuck was Cramer’s voice so high? He sounded like a four year-old getting a prostate exam…
Martha Stewart dumps her stock early to save 45,673 dollars and gets thrown in jail, but this asshole admits to gaming the system for millions of dollars and nothing happens? What the fuck? How is that possible? I mean look at what this asshole said:
On manipulating the market: “A lot of times when I was short at my hedge fund, and I was positioned short, meaning I needed it down, I would create a level of activity before hand that could drive the futures,”
On falsely creating the impression a stock is down (what he calls “fomenting”): “You can’t foment. That’s a violation… But you do it anyway because the SEC doesn’t understand it.” He adds, “When you have six days and your company may be in doubt because you are down, I think it is really important to foment.”
On the truth: “What’s important when you are in that hedge fund mode is to not be doing anything that is remotely truthful, because the truth is so against your view – it is important to create a new truth to develop a fiction,” Cramer advises. “You can’t take any chances.”
Who the fuck cares about those stories. I want stories about how our government is arresting every fucking CEO that’s ruined our economy. I want stories about how our government is throwing CEOs in Guantanamo Bay and slicing their balls off. I want stories about how our government is allowing the biggest, ugliest, smelliest, craziest, AIDs infested terrorists to fuck each CEO in the ass. I want stories about how the CEOs can’t go to sleep because our soldiers won’t stop pissing in their goddamn faces.
But I’m not going to read any of those stories because our government and media don’t give a shit about us. They’re too busy sucking off corporations. So I hope Jon Stewart rips this bald asshole apart…since nobody else will.
Why is Jon Stewart the only person in America with the balls to say this? Why is he the only person who shows how fucking hypocritical CNBC, MSNBC, Fox News, CNN, the White House and Congress are?
And how does he do it? Does he have some secret power that allows him to cut through the bullshit? Does he have a third eye that warns him when someone’s lying? Does his boyish good looks and perfect smile protect him from becoming brainwashed?
Nope.
Jon Stewart is just a normal guy who thinks for himself and doesn’t like the government dipping their cock in his mouth. Unlike those corporate whores who have no gag reflex…worthless cunts…
(For those in Canada who want to watch…here you go)
