So he can wipe his leaky pussy?

Republican Sen. Judd Gregg withdrew his nomination as President Barack Obama’s commerce secretary Thursday, citing “irresolvable conflicts” over the administration’s stimulus bill and the upcoming 2010 census.

Give me a fucking break.  You want the American people to believe you don’t want to work for the Obama administration because they’re going to spend taxpayers’ money and raise the national debt?  Really?

So I’m guessing when you were a member of the House you spoke out against President Regan’s spending as he took the national debt from 700 billion dollars to 3 trillion dollars?  And I’m sure you’re balls dropped while being a Senator and you lashed out against governor bush and the trillions of dollars he was spending on an illegal war, right?

What’s that?

You didn’t?  Why not? Because you can’t put a price tag on protecting America and Her freedom?  What a load of horseshit.  You didn’t speak up because the money was being spent on bombing brown people and that got your dick hard.

So don’t give us that shit about how you’re doing this for the American people, because you don’t give a fuck about us.  You’re doing this so you can score some points for the next election.  And fuck that shit about you saying, ” I might not run for re-election next year.”  Your sorry ass as held a high ranking government job since 1980.  Rich, white cocksuckers like you don’t give up their power, so you’ll do whatever it takes to get re-elected in 2010.  Even if that means fucking us over in the process.

So go fuck yourself, you goofy looking fuck.  Next time you’re driving home, I hope you get hit by an 18 wheeler, but I don’t want it to kill you.  I just want it to leave you paralyze so bad that every night you pray to God, hoping He will allow you to move like Christopher Reeves.

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Today’s post comes from Julie Farby over at Democralypse Now. If you don’t visit her site, I hope you shit your bed every night for an entire month.

There is apparently some sort of super bug going around Washington causing those who are infected to suddenly remember the federal income taxes they forgot to pay all those years. Even odder is the fact that this mystery bug only seems to target Democratic politicians facing Senate confirmation for high-level posts in President Barack Obama’s cabinet.

The first victim was of course Obama’s treasury secretary nominee Timothy Geithner, whose “careless mistake” of forgetting to pay some $34,000 in back taxes almost derailed his confirmation hopes. Almost.

Luckily, Geithner’s memory cleared up, and with his taxes all paid, he can assume his new job making sure other people don’t make the same “honest” mistake he did.

But not before the virus infected its next victim, Health and Human Services Department nominee Tom Daschle, who is suddenly also “deeply embarrassed and disappointed” about his failure to pay more than $120,000 in taxes. Like Geithner before him, Daschle’s mistakes in no way reflect upon his character or ability to do the job. Lucky for him, we have no idea what the hell that is anyway.

But just to be on the safe side, Obama has decided to reach across the aisle and nominate Republican Sen. Judd Gregg as his new Commerce Secretary. Which is probably a smart bet, since the new tax evasion bug seems to be a mostly Democratic outbreak.

Republicans, on the other hand, are usually more susceptible to the gay sex and constitution-trampling viruses, which luckily are not in peak season right now.

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