No, I’m not suffering from Stockholm syndrome. I just really love the man. And you know you do too. I mean, how could anyone not love a man that shouts things like “Obama is a racist because he hates the white culture”? It can’t be done.

But do you want to know the thing I love the most about Glenn Beck? I love how he doesn’t use facts or logic or reasoning to back up his statements. He just shouts “Obama is a secret Muslim trying to destroy America while raping your daughter” and smiles. How fucking awesome is that?

Shit, I wish I could do that. I wish I could say scream “My boss hates Jews because he’s a secret Nazi” without having to use facts or logic to back up my statements. But I’m not as badass as Glenn Beck. I couldn’t get away with calling a woman live on the air and mocking her miscarriage. I couldn’t get away with screaming at a caller. And I sure as hell couldn’t get away with calling John Rockefeller a communist because of some paintings.

But that’s why I love Glenn Beck.

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Sarah Palin is nothing more than stupid, whiny, worthless fucking cunt.

In a recent interview with conservative John Ziegler, Palin said both “exploited” her twelve-week candidacy — a fact, she said, that “says a great deal about our society.”

“I did see that Tina Fey was named entertainer of the year and Katie Couric’s ratings have risen,” Palin said in the interview. “I know that a lot of people are capitalizing on, oh I don’t know, perhaps some exploiting that was done via me, my family, my administration — that’s a little bit perplexing, but it also says a great deal about our society.”

You know what else says a great deal about our society?  When those who are elected into office abuse their power for personal gain.  Like when she got that stupid kid who couldn’t pull out of her daughter a job that he wasn’t qualified for.  Or when she told the police to hold off arresting his mother on federal drug charges until after the election so it wouldn’t look as bad.  Or when she used taxpayer money to pay for her fucking kids traveling expenses.

Will somebody please shove a dick in this woman’s mouth?  Please?  I’m getting sick of listening to her whine all the goddamn time.  If she wants to get mad at anyone it should be at her own fucking self.  All Tina Fey did was dress up like her and quote her word for fucking word.  And the only thing Katie Couric did was ask her some easy fucking questions.  I mean was it really that hard for her to say what newspapers she reads? Really?

So how is it their fault that she’s so fucking stupid that she gives every woman who wants to run for office a bad name?  She’s so fucking stupid that I couldn’t even watch that porn made about her because I knew that the porn star who was portraying her was better qualified for Vice-President than she was.

Jesus Christ I can’t wait till I turn on Fox News and hear Sean Hannity telling the world that Sarah Palin was killed in a meth lab explosion while getting gang banged by seven old Republican oil men.  It will be the only time my dick gets hard while watching Sean Hannity speak.

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