Mon 30 Mar, 2009
Robert Gibbs’ fat ass couldn’t give a straight answer. What’s so fucking hard with saying, “President Obama doesn’t believe that the legalization of marijuana is a good idea for the economy. He believes alcohol and tobacco are healthier alternatives, and marijuana would do more harm than good. Sure Jeffrey A. Miron has said that the legalization of marijuana would save the federal government 44 billion dollars per year while states would make 33 billion dollars a year in taxes, but what the hell does he know? He’s just a senior lecturer in economics at Harvard University – the fuckin’ nerd.
Look – as you all know, the President smoked marijuana in college, as did the two previous Presidents, but that doesn’t make it right. Marijuana is an awful, dangerous, evil drug and shouldn’t be used – period. That’s why the President is against legalization. He knows that we need to keep it out of the hands of our children. Okay, I know some of you are going to ask me about the studies that say it’s easier for teens to purchase marijuana than alcohol, but what do they know – they’re just studies. It’s not like they’re opinion polls – so they don’t really matter.
Again, this is why the President is against legalizing marijuana, and that’s why he’s going to give 700 million dollars to Mexico. Now some people will say that the American people could use that money, but can you really put a price tag on safety? No – no you can’t. That’s why President Obama is thinking about sending soldiers to the border.
Now I know the ACLU and other civil liberty groups aren’t going to like US soldiers on the ground, and I’m sure they’re going to say it’s unconstitutional but – *chuckle* – remember, the Patriot Act is still in affect, and Attorney General Eric Holder recently called the drug cartels a ‘national security threat’ – and if the Attorney General says we’re under attack and some amendments of the Constitution need to be repealed in the name of National Security, who are we to argue?
Alright – now that I answered this fat guy’s annoying question, who’s next?”
See, that wasn’t so hard – was it?
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