That’s right America…the liberal media is making passionate love to the Democrat’s naughty spot:

Prior to and following the vice-presidential debates, conservatives on Fox News purported that the “mainstream media” has a preference for an Obama presidency. Bill Kristol, Kirsten Powers, and Jeffrey Goldberg all agreed in the “obvious fact” of the “transparent agenda” of liberal media bias.

These claims fly in the face of reality. The multinational corporations that run the mainstream media — GE (NBC), Time Warner (CNN), Walt Disney (ABC), News Corporation (FOX), and Viacom (CBS) — stand to benefit hugely under a McCain presidency. The centerpiece of Sen. McCain’s economic plan — actually, the whole plan — is large tax cuts for corporations. It would deliver $1.44 billion in tax cuts to the five largest media companies, according to an analysis by the Center for American Progress Action Fund.

I am so angry right now.

If it wasn’t for Fox New’s unbiased reporting I would still be believing that crazy Chinese midget telling me he was Jesus.

Thank you Fox…you’ve shown me the way.

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The Liberal Media is still trying to paint McCain as soft for suspending his campaign. They’re now trying to connect John McCain with some kind of scandal that happened in the late 80s.

Well you know what…I wasn’t around then so it didn’t happen. We live in a “what have you done for me lately” kind of world.  (Unless you are a POW…then you can still bring that up)

You know what John McCain has done lately?

Lead.  That’s what…

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I don’t understand why people say that Sarah Palin is a liar.  When has she lied to us before?  That’s what I thought.  She’s a good Christian woman who puts her country first but that doesn’t stop the liberal media from printing false stories.  Like today.  The evil people over at ThinkProgress.org are running a story about a McCain aide saying Sarah Palin has experience in foreign policy.  Or can gain experience later.  Or knows somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody that has spare foreign policy knowledge lying around.  What, you think I’ve read it?  Please.  I scanned it.  If I read anything the liberal media puts out I might turn gay or something.  So you’ve been warned:

A senior campaign aide who agreed to speak on the condition of anonymity admitted that Palin’s knowledge of Russia may be limited to the way someone from Miami might obtain a general feel for Latin America.

“It is very much being able to look off the tip of Alaska,” the aide said. “Metaphorically, I’m talking about.”

Of course it’s metaphoric. I say I’m hung like a donkey but that doesn’t mean my penis is like an animals.  Far from it.  I’m only using a metaphor to describe what I wish my penis looked like.  Sure the ladies get upset at me for leading them on but it’s their fault.  Do they really think I’m going to tell them I’m built like a midget who just got out of a cold shower?  Please. Don’t believe everything you hear ladies

Besides I don’t hear them complaining during the best three minutes of their life. You heard me right…the best three minutes….ever.

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The liberal New York Times has an editorial on its website bashing John McCain.  (What’s new?)  The interesting part about this article isn’t the name calling but who they inadvertently blame for our economic problems:

For all his fiery calls last week for a Wall Street crackdown, McCain opposed the very regulations that might have helped avert the current catastrophe. In 1999, he supported a law co-authored by Gramm (and ultimately signed by Bill Clinton) that revoked the New Deal reforms intended to prevent commercial banks, insurance companies and investment banks from mingling their businesses. Equally laughable is the McCain-Palin ticket’s born-again outrage over the greed of Wall Street C.E.O.’s. When McCain’s chief financial surrogate, Fiorina, was fired as Hewlett-Packard’s chief executive after a 50 percent drop in shareholders’ value and 20,000 pink slips, she took home a package worth $42 million.

See America, our failing economy isn’t  George W. Bush’s fault. It is Bill “I Can’t Keep My Dick In My Pants” Clinton’s fault.

Oh how I love this. Once again the liberal media doesn’t care what kind of lies it tells to the American people.

Thankfully we have Fox News to keep us informed. God I love Sean Hannity.

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Why can’t the “Liberal” media leave Sarah Palin alone.  First there was the bridge to nowhere, next it was troopergate, then her lying about going to Iraq, and now they are pounding her hard (Ed-I know I would) about her lack business experience.

Ooops. Looks like U.S. Sen. John McCain’s economic campaign surrogate Carly Fiorina didn’t get this morning’s talking points.

As you may recall, Fiorina used to head up Hewlett Packard. According to a report by Huffington Post’s Sam Stein, Fiorina, appearing on a local St. Louis radio talk show, was asked if Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin had the experience to run a company such as Hewlett Packard.

“Do you think [Sarah Palin] has the experience to run a major company, like Hewlett Packard?” asked the host.

“No, I don’t,” responded Fiorina. “But you know what? That’s not what she’s running for.”

Of course she doesn’t have the experience to run a major company.  McCain has former Senator Phil Gramm on his staff for that.  Sarah Palin is on the staff for her foreign policy experience.

This is further poof that the “Liberal” media is sexist.  If I was a woman I wouldn’t know how to act.  Lucky for me I’m a man so I have the perfect solution…cock punches.  Nothing says STOP BEING SEXIST like a well placed punch to their man finger.

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