Thu 31 Dec, 2009
I've learned that I'd rather look at pictures of beautiful women than ugly politicians.
- Capitalism is socialism for the rich.
- White people love to teabag.
- Obama hates brown people as much as white presidents.
- Dick Cheney scares me.
- Hitler provided Jews with universal health care.
- Thomas Friedman and David Brooks love sucking dick.
- It’s okay to have secret meetings with powerful corporations unless you’re Dick Cheney.
- Progressives are pussies.
- A shit ton of people watch Fox News.
- The Wire is the greatest show in the history of man.
- Anyone can write a best selling book.
- Glenn Beck makes me cry.
- Facebook has shown me how insane people are.
- Religious people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
- Everything that comes out of Sarah Palin is retarded.
- Old people are worthless.
- A lot of shitty celebrities died this year.
- I hate American Idol.
- Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and Bill O’Reilly all hate the same people.
- MSNBC is not Fox News for liberals.
- There is no such thing as the Liberal Media.
- I’m sick of hearing about 9/11.
- There are no more ugly news anchors.
- Liberals are as loyal to Obama as Conservatives are to Bush.
- I fucking hate politics.
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