This post was going to be about the Iraqi shoe thrower who’s getting the shit beat out of him while in custody. There was going to be a joke about how he’s getting beat up not because he threw a shoe at George Bush but because he didn’t hit the guy.

(I mean really, you’re standing less than 5 feet away and you get two chances but you still can’t hit the man?  You deserve to get a couple of ribs cracked for that weak shit.)

That was until I saw this fucking story.

KILLER VIRUS GRIPS BRITAIN

MILLIONS face being struck down by a deadly winter vomiting bug sweeping the country.
Scores of hospitals have been forced to close wards to new patients as they struggle to cope with the influx of norovirus sufferers.

One of London’s leading hospitals has even had to turn away 999 emergency patients after being overwhelmed with cases of the virus, while another hospital has drafted in GPs to cover for staff hit by the bug.

As the crisis deepens, health campaigners are warning that hospitals face going into “complete meltdown” over Christmas and New Year.

Last year more than three million people were struck down by the bug as it reached epidemic levels. Now experts are warning that the virus could affect even more this year.

Last night the Health Protection Agency warned that it was expecting the number of cases to escalate.

Goddamnit this is serious but we know what we must do.

Quarantine Britain.

We just need to sit back and allow the virus to run its course.  Once the virus has been wiped out and we rebuild Britain, we have to enforce one rule: No fucking kids allowed.

If movies have taught us anything, kids always fuck things up.  We will have everything under control then a kid will get the virus and spread it to the entire world.  Fuck those little bitches.  That’s why any kid who tries to get back into Britain must be killed.  With the entire world at stake, there isn’t any room for exceptions.

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Tags: 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Britain virus, Christmas, Europe, George W. Bush, Health Protection Agency, Iraq, Iraqi, London, New Year, Norovirus, Shoe, United States
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That’s what’s bothering you?  Smiling?

Not the killing but the smiling?

What would you’ve said if he was frowning?  “Sure he’s killing all those people but look at his frown, it’s killing him.”

Guess what you stupid, brainless cunts?  I don’t care what his facial expression is, he’s killing hundreds of fucking people.  That tells me he’s FUCKING CRAZY!  YOU DON’T NEED TO TELL ME SHIT I KNOW, YOU NEED TO TELL ME SHIT I DON’T KNOW.

Jesus Christ.

What’s news worthy about a bunch of killers smiling?  Newsflash: THEY WOULDN’T KILL IF THEY DIDN’T ENJOY IT.

Stupid fucking channel and their stupid fucking anchors.  I hope everyone there dies in their sleep…those fucking assplugs…

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