Why? Because only a big, fat cunt would whine about shit like this:

Former President George H.W. Bush told CBS News that President Obama “is entitled to civil treatment and intellectual honesty when it comes to critics.”

In the radio interview, Mr. Bush said the volume of criticism aimed at him when he was president was not as “day in and day out.”

The Republican elder statesman said, “It’s not just the right.” He complained, “there are plenty of people on the left.”

While he said he does not believe in personal name-calling, he singled out MSNBC personalities Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow calling them “sick puppies.”

“The way they treat my son and anyone who’s opposed to their point of view is just horrible,” Mr. Bush said.

Let me get this straight: George H. W. Bush tells the radio disc jockey he doesn’t believe in personal name-calling, then he calls Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow “sick puppies”? Is this guy fucking nuts or is he developing Alzheimer’s like his good friend Ronald Reagan?

And why the fuck should we care about what this old piece of shit has to say about the current political climate? He’s the slimy motherfucker who used those racist Willie Horton ads to scare white people into voting for him.

And how the hell does this man not see what a colossal fuck up his son’s presidency was? I mean, his son led us into two wars that we’re still fighting, started the Wall Street bailouts, tortured prisoners, jailed innocent civilians, created Gitmo, illegally spied on Americans, granted immunity to telecommunication companies that spied on Americans, politicized the Justice Department, and a whole lot of other shit we won’t ever know about because of the retarded “state secrets privilege”.

Jesus Christ.

Someone needs to punch this old, dried-up cunt in his fucking head the next time he starts bitching like a high school parent who hates the way the other parents talk about his kid’s football performance -  even though the only reason his kid is on the goddamn team is because he gave the coach his job.

And while I’m asking favors, could someone also punch his ugly fucking wife? I can’t stand that fat, silver haired bitch.

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It’s about time you started to show the American people how brutal war is and what’s happening to innocent Iraqi civilians.  That’s why I’m giving you a PhuckPolitics fist pump for reporting, in detail, how Steven Green and his buddies raped an innocent 14-year-old girl and then killed her and her entire family.

Allegedly SGT Paul CORTEZ, SPC James BARKER,PFC Steven GREEN, and PFC Jesse SPIELMAN, were playing cards and drinking alcohol.  The Soldiers are alleged to have gone to the house of an Iraqi Family nearby.  They then allegedly raped a young woman who lived at the residence and set her on fire. They are also thought to have murdered her family.

The American people have a right to know how these American soldiers brutally gang raped this innocent 14-year-old Iraqi girl and killed her by setting her on fire.  The American people have a right to know what American soldiers are doing in the Middle East in their name.  And you’ve finally realized that the American people have a right to know how fucked up this American lead war is, and how it’s affecting innocent Iraqi citizens.

What?

This isn’t from CNN?  Really?  Then where is it from?  It better not be some crazy liberal/conservative/Democrat/Republican blog like Daily Kos/Pajamas Media/Huffington Post/Town Hall.  If it is then you can shove it up your ass because those fuckers are batshit insane.

It isn’t?  Alright, then where is it from?  No shit?  No, no I’m sorry but I don’t believe you.  There’s no way this is from a leaked Army memo telling the media to be passive about reporting this story.  The Army wouldn’t do something like that.  Plus, I remember reading an article about this guy on CNN.com.

You know the article I’m talking about.  The one where it reports on how brutal Steven Green’s crimes were and how he just got convicted.

Yes I’m sure the article said he gang raped this innocent 14-year-old girl and set her body on fire, then killed her entire family which included a 5 year-old.

Sure I’m willing to bet on it.  What do you want to lose?  Oh, you’re so confident about winning that you’re going to let me make the conditions?  Alright.  If I’m right, you have to watch every episode of  Reba that comes on the Lifetime Channel for an entire week without stabbing yourself in the face.  And if you’re right, I have to read every Ann Coulter book without tearing out the pages and wiping my ass with them.  Deal?  Good.  Now show me the article.

“You probably think I’m a monster.”

That’s what FBI agents said former U.S. soldier Steven Green told them nearly three years ago about accusations that he had raped a 14-year-old Iraqi girl and killed her and her family.

Oh come on.  That’s it?  That’s all CNN wrote about this guy?  They didn’t talk about how Steven Green and his buddies decided to go to a random Iraqi house and rape an innocent 14-year-old girl, set her on fire, and kill her entire family – all because they were drunk and bored?

There has to be some more quotes about this sick fuck and what he did.  He had to have said something else or the prosecutor had to have said something  about this sick crime…right?

There are?  Good.  Because I was starting to get pissed off at CNN for doing a shitty job reporting this story.  Now show me those quotes so my  faith in CNN’s reporting can be restored.

“All of my buddies were getting killed over there. My lieutenant got his face blown off. … George Bush and Dick Cheney ought to be the ones that are arrested.”

Prosecutors said he and others in his unit plotted an attack on an Iraqi family. Green herded the parents and younger sister of 14-year-old Abeer al-Janabi into another room of a house while two accomplices raped her. He then gunned down her parents and her 6-year-old sister, before joining in the rape and killing the teenager.

Oh goddammit.  The kid was 5, not 6.  And they didn’t gun down the 14-year-old girl.  They poured gasoline on her and lit her on fire.

Fuck it, I’m done with CNN.  They’re just as bad as Fox News and MSNBC.  They don’t care about reporting the facts because they’re too busy standing in a corner jerking-off  to the government and their corporate buddies Eiffel Towering the American people .

Of course they stop pleasuring themselves the moment Rush Limbaugh is made fun of and rush to his defense.  But once they stop congratulating themselves for protecting his honor, they go back to slowly stroking themselves as the American people get tag teamed by CNN’s government and corporate heroes.

This just shows you how the media doesn’t care about the American people.  They only care about being close to those in power.

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You just made me jizz in my pants.

After generations of defending capital punishment and marijuana possession laws on moral, ethical and religious grounds, after years of declaring that the death penalty acted as a deterrent against violent crime and that pot smokers were more dangerous to society than, say, alcohol consumers, all of a sudden thanks to our economic crisis more and more mainstream powerbrokers are considering dramatic changes to our criminal justice system.

This trend toward releasing non-violent offenders naturally begs the question: what about legalizing marijuana possession and lowering the drinking age? A California lawmaker Monday introduced legislation that would legalize (and tax) pot there.

Hell yes.  Why is CBS News the only ones talking about this?  Legalizing cannabis would save our economy.  We could make billions off of taxing it,  save billions from ending the War on Drugs and take the power out of the hands of those Mexican drug cartels.

But that’s just the beginning.

Think about the jobs it would create. We would create jobs for people to grow the cannabis. We would create jobs for people to sell the cannabis. We would create jobs for people who would want to open coffee shops where people could come in, relax, and smoke a joint.

And think about how much money the food industry would make if cannabis becomes legal. McDonald’s, Doritos, Coke, Pepsi, Funyuns, Reese’s, Sarah Lee, and Little Debbie would make so much money that their CEOs would get naked and run through the streets screaming, “Why the fuck didn’t we do this sooner?  Why was our government so goddamn retarded?”

Hopefully California will pass this law and show our government how to fix the economy without using taxpayers’ money.  And if they’re the only state that does this then I’ll be buying a house there within the next three years…

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How can Sean Hannity say that the main stream media is ignoring things about the Obama administration when he’s reporting on them?  Isn’t that the same as saying I don’t sleep with hookers while I pay for sex?  And how can Hannity say that the main stream media is bias?  Does he not know what the fuck comes out of his mouth?

And what’s up with Rebecca Hagelin? When Sean Hannity introduced her I was thinking to myself, “Damn, that old lady has some nice tits.” But when she began to talk I couldn’t concentrate anymore because I was afraid that her head was going to fall off.  How much does that cunt’s head weigh?  It was always tilting to her left.  Hanging there.  I just wanted Sean Hannity to stick his hands through the screen and fix it for her so I could get back to jerking off to her tits.

Now I know what you’re thinking, and yes….I had it on mute and a sheet covering half of the TV so I wouldn’t lose my erection looking at Hannity.  I always make sure to take the appropriate steps to maximize my masturbation time…

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You see that America?  That’s what the Democratic party is trying to do to our country?  How are they doing that?  By attacking Sarah Palin’s family:

Governor Sarah Palin accused “Obama-Biden Democrats,” of launching a series of unfair attacks against she and her family in a fundraising email sent to supporters Monday.

“Friends, in the course of a few weeks, the Obama-Biden Democrats have launched attack after attack on me, my family and John McCain,” Palin writes in the email. “They’re desperate to win and they’ll no doubt launch these attacks against other reformers on our ticket.”

When will this end?  When will we be able to look past a person’s genitals and focus on the things that matter the most?  Like how are we going to help those poor people on Wall Street ?

When will the liberal media start reporting on what Sarah Palin believes in? I just hope the Left stops attacking her and her family.  Let them enjoy their first grandchild in peace.

I’m sure the Clinton supporters wouldn’t do this. They’re a classy bunch.

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How the hell did the American flag not get blown away? Everything else in that picture is destroyed but the flag.   What kind of material is used to make that thing?  I bet that woman is crying because she chose not to use the same material she used for the flag on her house.  I know that’s what I would be crying about.

Anyways..what the heck was this article about?

Wearing jeans and rubber boots, clutching Bibles and weeping between hymns, residents of the storm-shattered Texas coast comforted one another Sunday at makeshift church services that provided more than a respite from Hurricane Ike cleanup.

About 50 people came together on a basketball court outside the Oak Island Baptist Church on the tip of Trinity Bay. They sat on folding chairs or simply stood, forced outdoors by the 1-inch layer of mud left inside the one-story red brick building by flood waters that tossed pews like matchsticks.

Behind the church, a demolished mobile home was still lodged among trees, many of them snapped by the storm’s 110-mph winds that somehow left the church’s trio of 20-foot white crosses still standing. Across the street, piles of debris had sprouted, signs of the labor undertaken since the storm blew through last weekend and of the work yet to come.

“I know it’s hard. Looking around, it’s tough,” the Rev. Eddie Shauberger told the congregants. “But there is a God, and he has a plan for our lives.”

Are we supposed to guess what God’s plan is? Is that what you want from us  CNN? Do you want us average citizens to get to the bottom of the story while you sit back and make all the money? Do you?

Well alright, this is what I think…either God is trying to inform His followers that He hates mobile homes or He just sneezed and is really embarrassed so He decided to cover his tracks by leaving the crosses up in hopes to make it look religious.

I’m leaning toward He hates mobile homes because if I know the Lord as well as I think…He can’t stand those things.

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Why haven’t I seen any of these ads on TV?  This is some damaging statements made about Barack Obama.  If any of these facts about Obama get out into the general public, his campaign is finished.

Do you think John McCain is waiting until the last two weeks before going public with these  ads?  Let’s hope he doesn’t wait too long.

The longer John McCain waits, the more people become brainwashed by Barack Obama’s pearly white smile.

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