Obama is trying everything he can to raise money.  First it was the ad comparing himself to Paris Hilton so he could get the white teen girl vote.  Then he decides to talk about how he was a community organizer in order to gain the Jesus sympathy vote.  And now he has put his face on a box of waffles for the I’m sick of pancakes vote.  Do you have any shame sir?  When will you stop forcing yourself down the our throats?

Wait…what’s that?

You say that this waffle thing wasn’t made by Obama?  It was made by Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss and sold at the Values Voter Summit?   Oh man…those guys are good.  That is some really funny stuff.   Haha. Did they make Obama look like that because of the Aunt Jemima lady?  God…someone give those guys a metal.  What metal?  The metal for “Funniest Racist Christian Award”.

Go ahead.  I know I should be the winner of that award but I swear to you Lord…I will get that award….I swear.

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That man has one hell of a lazy eye going.  That’s another thing Paris Hilton and him have in common.  The other being that they’re both whores.  CNN is reporting that in 2001, John McCain criticized Wasilla for its earmarks:

McCain and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin have put attacks on what they call excessive spending at the heart of this year’s Republican presidential campaign. But when Palin served as mayor of her hometown of Wasilla, outside Anchorage, she obtained about $27 million in federal “earmarks” during her last four years in office, according to the watchdog group Taxpayers for Common Sense.

And McCain, who has made pork-busting a centerpiece of his maverick pitch for years, singled out for criticism about $2 million worth of those projects in a 2001 statement opposing a transportation spending bill. McCain’s list of “objectionable” spending included a $2.5 million road project for the town that then had a population of 5,500, as well as a $450,000 appropriation for an agricultural processing plant there.

Either this man is losing his mind or this is the best passive aggressive way of saying “Fuck You” to the Republican party I’ve ever seen.

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