Mon 3 Aug, 2009
The site might be a little slow today because my host is upgrading my server. Hopefully things will get back to normal tomorrow. Until then, enjoy this little clip of Michelle Malkin giving retards a bad name.
Tags: If this stupid twat can write a book so can I, Michelle Malkin, Site NewsMon 11 May, 2009
Today’s post comes from Zirgar over at Zirgar’s Fresh New Brain Squeezin’s. Go check out his site. If you don’t then I will hunt you down and force you to watch every episode of Gray’s Anatomy.
On a recent edition of Hardball with Chris Matthews guest Michelle Malkin in an effort to lower the bar for conservative outrageousness reinforced her reputation by actually eating a live bat during a commercial. According to Chris Matthews, “We had just gone to break when Michelle reached into her purse, pulled out a small squeaking bat, threw it up in the air and snagged the poor animal with her long sticky prehensile reptilian tongue.”
When asked to explain this cold-blooded behavior, Malkin simply stated, “I was hungry. I had a bat, so I ate it. End of story. What’s the big deal?” When told that this wasn’t the usual behavior exhibited by political pundits, Ms. Malkin reportedly said, “Oh, right. Like conservatives are the only ones who eat snacks. Typical! Looks like another smear campaign to make me look bad. I can see the headlines now, ‘Michelle Malkin Eats Too Much, Getting Fat’. I bet you never berate Michelle Obama for eating between meals, you liberal ass.” Enraged she stormed off of the set.
According to one source, at that point, Matthews was overheard saying, “Bat goes in, bat shit comes out. God, I fucking hate that stinky, drippy skunt.” Amen, Chris. Amen, buddy.
On a side note, it’s believed that upon hearing about the amount of attention Malkin garnered with the bat eating incident that Glenn Beck began looking for a way to insert several ICBM missiles into his vagina for his appearance on Donahue later that week.
Tags: Chris Mathews, Guest post, Michelle Malkin
