The Afghan people love us, their government is fighting back against the Taliban, and it looks like the Taliban might be  losing strength.

I’m starting to feel good about this war.  I mean, we might actually win this thing.  We can finally bring our troops home and stop spending so much money.

Because I’ve got to be honest, I really thought we were going to be in Afghanistan for awhile because our leaders thought this was some kind of holy war.  Thank whatever-imaginary-person-you-worship it’s not.

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Tags: Afghanistan, Middle East, United States, War on Terror, Why are we there again
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How does he have a job?

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Tuesday that President-elect Barack Obama’s proposed fiscal stimulus package could help the economy, but he added that additional bailouts of financial institutions may also be needed to bring about a sustained economic recovery.

Bernanke, speaking in London, said in his prepared remarks that the nearly $800 billion plan being discussed by the incoming Obama administration and the newly elected Congress “could provide a significant boost to economic activity.” He did not comment on or endorse any specifics of the nearly $800 billion.

Why the fuck is he over in London?  Are they looking for free advice on how to fuck up their country?  If so then they’re talking to the right man. Maybe he’ll tell reporters in London where the previous 700 billion dollars have gone too since it hasn’t done a goddamn thing for our economy.

Jesus Christ the middle class is getting fucked over ,but do you think they care?  Hell no.  They’re too busy jerking off over the Bible while watching Israel drop phosphorus bombs on innocent civilians every hour on Fox News…stupid fucking cum garglers.  I hope their children enjoy the taste of rich cock in their mouth because that’s the only thing they’ll be able to eat since their worthless parents did nothing while the government fucked them in the ass and took their money.

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Tags: Bailout, Ben Bernanke, Israel, Middle East, Palestine, Wall Street
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Are they fucking serious?

Israeli aircraft and troops continued their assault on Gaza Sunday, despite an Israeli official’s assessment that the two-week-old military operation may be in its final days.

Thirty-three Palestinians, including a pregnant woman, were killed in Gaza on Sunday, Palestinian medical sources said. Eight-hundred-ninety-eight people have been killed and 3,695 injured in Gaza since the start of fighting December 27, the sources said.

Forty-five percent of the dead were women and children, the sources said.

Who is Israel asking for patience?  Us?  Europe?  China?  Russia?  Germany?  Nobody will tell Israel what to do because they’re scared of being called anti-Semitic.  Whatever the fuck that means.  Why can’t they call people racist?  People who hate Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Afghans, Iraqis, Iranians, Cubans, Mexicans, Africans, Australians, French, British, and Eskimos are called racist but if you hate a Jew you’re anti-Semitic.  I don’t fucking understand that shit.

And fuck you CNN for spelling out the number of people dead.  Was it too difficult to type 889 people have been killed; 33 Palestinians including a pregnant woman have been killed; and 45 percent of the dead are women and children?  Or were you hoping people wouldn’t realize that 400 women and children  have been killed by the Israeli soldiers who are only suppose to be going after Hamas’ leaders?

But of course the United States will be patient.  I mean if it’s one thing our government loves, it’s slaughtering brown people in the Middle East…

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How many dicks did this man have to suck to become the 25th United States Ambassador to the United Nations because he makes Sarah Palin’s baby look like a genius.

Yesterday, on Fox’s Hannity and Colmes, Iran war hawk John Bolton said that Israel’s recent bombing campaign in Gaza is all the more reason for the United States to bomb Iran now. “So while our focus obviously is on Gaza right now, this could turn out to be a much larger conflict,” he said, adding that “we’re looking at potentially a multi-front war here.”

How can he expect people to take him seriously with a mustache like that? Look at it.  It looks like someone took a gray, fuzzy shit on his face and he doesn’t have the balls to wipe it off.  No wonder he has been calling for war with Iran for so long now, he’s pissed that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has better facial hair than him.  Stupid bastard.

And why is it the only show that will speak to him is Hannity and Colmes?  Is it because everyone else knows how fucking stupid he is? Sorta like Sean Hannity….

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Tags: Fox News, Gaza, Iran, Israel, John Bolton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Middle East, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, United States, United States Ambassador
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Our government doesn’t like sex in America but they want to spread the love overseas.

In an effort to win over fickle warlords and chieftains in Afghanistan and get information from them, CIA officials are handing out Viagra pills in exchange for their cooperation, the Washington Post reports.

“Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people – whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” an agency operative, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told the Post.

That’s right people, we have spent over one trillion dollars and sacrificed over 4,000 American lives so  men who can’t get it up in the Middle East can fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Do they really think this will help with the “War on Terror”?  Do they think those men are going to come together and say, “Guys, we might have been wrong about America.  They knew our dicks weren’t working and instead of taking away our heroin and forcing us to exercise, like they do to their own people, they’ve decided to give us a pill that allows us to stay hard up to four hours.  And it isn’t that cheap ass Cialis they’re always showing during Monday Night Football.  I say we just stop fight and start fucking.  Who’s with me?”

Our soldiers are fucked and you can except the number of their deaths to go up.  Why?  Because we’ve just told the entire world that the men we are fighting can’t get hard.  Do you have any idea how damaging that is to the male ego?  They are now the laughing stock of the world.

Plus this shows us how fucking stupid our government is.  They want us to believe that these evil, ruthless, godless men will someone how get a nuclear weapon on the black market and blow up a good portion of our great nation,  yet they don’t know where to go to get an erection pill?

Give me a fucking break.  Our “elected” officials are nothing more than  rich, arrogant, stupid, pussified, pieces of shit and they should be taken out back, skull fucked and shot at the base of the neck.

If there was a God this would happen but since there isn’t, I’ll settle for an underage sex sting…

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Tags: Afghanistan, Central Intelligence Agency, CIA, Elected Officals, India, Israel, Middle East, Nuclear weapon, Pakistan, Sildenafil, United States Government, Viagra, Washington Post
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Thank God Congress rescued the economy…Imagine how fucked we would be if they didn’t.

Stocks fell Wednesday for the third session in a row, with the Dow industrial tumbling over 400 points, as investors bet that a long and deep recession is on the horizon.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 411 points, or about 4.7%, to 8,282.66. It was the lowest close for the blue-chip average since it settled at 8,175 on Oct. 27.

Over the past three days, the Dow has fallen more than 660 points, or 7%.

“The concern is that the economy will turn out worse than the current forecast [and] the recession will be longer and more severe,” said Hugh Johnson, chief strategist at Thomas Lloyd Global Asset Management in New York.

Hey…did you hear Osama Bin Laden is planning a new terrorist attack?  No. Well he is…And it’s suppose to be bigger than 9-11.

Who else is hoping Wall Street is the target?

This is how I want to see it happen:

CNN is doing a report on the Stock Market and is showing live footage of those Wall Street cocksuckers as they try to see how bad they can fuck over America while making enough money to buy their fourth mansion before lunch.

Suddenly a Greyhound bus comes CRASHING through the wall at 100 miles an hour, skidding on its side and instantly killing 30 of the motherfuckers.

Once the bus comes to a screeching  stop, 70 Islamic terrorist get out of the bus with enough explosives around their waist that Dick Cheney instantly gets a hard on.  After surveying the scene, each terrorist grabs the nearest stock broker, bends them over, and brutally ass rapes ‘em on national TV.

After brutally ass fucking every person in the building, the terrorist do their little victory yell and BOOM..blow themselves up…killing every one of those greedy cum catching fucks.

But that’s not the best part.

Once the smoke clears, middle-class Americans start pissing on those who crawl out of the rubble on fire.

What?

So you wouldn’t piss on a burning stock broker?

I can’t blame you.  Why waste good piss?

Besides…everyone knows the fastest way to put out a flaming stock broker is by shooting their load in the stock broker’s left eye..just don’t shoot it in their right eye…they aren’t too fond of that….

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Tags: Bail Out, Dow Jones, Dow Jones Industrial Average, Government, Middle East, New York, New York City, Osama Bin Laden, Terrorist, United States, Wall Street
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After a long weekend filled with despair, Phuck Politics is back online.  So for my three readers…thank you for asking if I was okay.  It means a lot to me.

Since I want everyone to have a great Monday; I thought I would link to three stories I’m reading now.

1. Things in the Middle East are  great.
2. Sarah Palin and John McCain are bff’s.
3. Tina Fey’s show is bracing for poor numbers and might get canceled after this year.

Yep…everything is right with the world.

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Tags: Great to be back, John McCain, Middle East, Sarah Palin, Tina Fey
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