Do you think the US Military proofread this statement?

It wasn’t clear who initially captured Bergdahl, but the U.S. command in Afghanistan said he was being held by the Taliban and condemned the video as a violation of international law.

“I’m glad to see he appears unharmed, but again, this is a Taliban propaganda video,” spokeswoman Lt. Cmdr. Christine Sidenstricker said. “They are exploiting the soldier in violation of international law.”

I don’t. Because if they did they would’ve realized how hypocritical it sounded. I mean, the US Military can’t say shit about violating international law after invading two sovereign nations, torturing thousands of detainees, dropping bombs on innocent civilians, and bank rolling warlords.

But of course the US Military doesn’t think they’re being hypocritical. No. The US Military thinks it’s doing the right thing. They think they’re a beacon of truth. A pillar of virtue. The sole guardian of democracy. They believe they’re the only thing keeping this crazy world of ours together.

And they’re not alone. Millions of Americans believe their military can do no wrong. They believe US soldiers are soldiers of God, fighting the good fight against Satan and fucking Muslims.

But not me. I know how fucked up our military is. I know how they allow felons and white supremacist to enlist. I know how they allow detainees to be raped. I know how they allow the killing of innocent civilians.

So it’s hard for me to get pissed off at the Taliban for showing the world how the soldier they’ve captured during a war is still alive, is fully clothed, and is being allowed to eat; an example US Military show follow.

Update: Stay classy Fox News.

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Tags: Did we really say that, International Law, Military, Taliban, We are a nation full of retards
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Openly gay people might be allowed to join the military.

In an overlooked YouTube video posted on Friday, a spokesman for Barack Obama said the president-elect is committed to ending the policy that bars openly gay men and women from serving in the U.S. armed forces.

In a response to a question on the Web site Change.gov asking whether Obama would get rid of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs said: “You don’t hear politicians give a one-word answer much. But it’s ‘Yes.’”

Basically Barack Obama is saying, “Faggots can’t marrying but they can die.  Let’s get rid of this ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ rule.”

Fuck you Barack Obama.  Why’s it okay for gay people to legally kill someone for their country but not legally marry someone they love?  It’s because you’re fucking pathetic pussy.  You’re no better than any other politician in Washington. You said whatever the retards wanted to hear so you would get elected.  And now you’re going to do whatever the fuck your told to do, just like governor bush.

The sad thing is people will get on their knees and blow Obama because they think this is a positive step forward for gay rights.  They’ll say things like, “It’s about time the military got rid of this stupid rule.” and “This is a great day for the gay rights movement.”  CNN and MSNBC will have a hard time keeping their dicks in their pants as they tell the people how proud they are to be an American while Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly will shout about how the secular left are destroying the fabric of this country.

News flash folks…it’s all bullshit.

The only reason why Barack Obama wants to get rid of this rule is because shit is going down in the Middle East.  Israel is attacking Palestine and bombing Lebanon.  Pakistan is about to go to war with India while their country is collapsing.  Russia is cutting off gas to Europe.  Oh and don’t forget about the two wars we are fighting that will never end.  The military is running out of people willing to go thousands of miles away and die, so they are being forced to end this fucking policy.

Of course I find it funny that after years of being treated as second class citizens, our military needs the gay community to continue its unjust wars.  I just hope gay people tell them where to shove it….

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Tags: Barack Obama, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Gay, Iraqi, Israel, Lebanon, Military, Pakistan, Palestine, Russia, United States Government, White House
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