You expect me to feel sorry for this guy?

Ernie Casillas lived the good life as he doled out millions of dollars in loans in California. The former banker drove fancy cars and took extravagant vacations.

But with the banking industry in crisis, his job is gone — as is his lavish lifestyle. Desperate for work, he recently swallowed his pride and posted a message on Craigslist: “Unemployed I need a job.”

Get the fuck out of here.  This fucking guy doesn’t deserve my sympathy.  He was a glorified bitch.  Look at his fucking job skills:

“I have over 20 years of experience in sales, telephone sales in a call center, customer service, administrative assistant, cash handling, teller, and many more skills and abilities. Great personality, very friendly, hard worker, very responsible,” it said. “I will be happy to e-mail you my resume. I need a job now. Please call my cell phone.”

A fucking retard can answer phone calls, count money, and suck enough dick to get a sale.  It’s fucking easy.  And how much did this dumb fuck make a year?

Casillas says, he was successful, making about $70,000 a year in the banking industry.

Jesus fucking Christ.  This cunt got paid 70,000 dollars a year  for answering a fucking phone and stroking off a couple of wealthy people? That’s more than teachers in South Carolina make in two years.  What the hell did he do with his money?

I was just living a very good life,” he said. “My daughter would ask me to take her to Las Vegas for her birthday, and we would stay at the most expensive hotels. Every year, this is what she wanted.”

Fuck me backwards.

He took his spoiled cunt of a daughter to Las Vegas every year for her birthday?  He was rewarding her for surviving a whole year by taking her to a city where the murder rate is 1.5 times higher than the national average?  What a fucking moron.   I’m glad this cock sucker is forced to live with his 75 year-old mother.  I’m glad his wife left him.  I’m glad he’s forced to cry himself to sleep each night.  Serves him right for acting like a rich business asshole.

But I don’t want to fucking read about him.

Instead of reading about pussified bank assholes and how bad they’re doing in this economy, I want to read about important shit.

Like how Sarah Palin is rejecting funds that would help teachers and special education, even though the stupid cunt has a retarded child.  Or how Mark Sanford is rejecting stimulus money for education and forcing South Carolina to cut 7,500 teaching jobs.  Or  how stupid Timothy Geithner’s plan is, and how fucked we are as a nation.  Or how AIG’s counterparties are getting paid back in full.  Or how fucking pathetic the American people are for doing nothing about this major ass fucking.

Of course I won’t read about any of these stories on CNN because they’re fucking worthless.  But they aren’t alone.  The entire Main Stream Media is fucking worthless.  Fox News, MSNBC, CNBC, The New York Post, The Washington Post, LA Times, Chicago Tribune, Newsweek, Time, and the Wall Street Journal are as useful as a homeless man’s cum stained boxers.

And do the American people care?  Hell no.  There too busy talking about the new iPhone’s copy and paste feature.

So I’m fucking glad this shit is happening.  I’m glad that AIG gets to hide behind their fucking “We have a contact” excuse when handing out millions of dollars to their executives.   I’m glad that Citigroup and Bank of American are going to need more taxpayer money.   I’m glad that Republicans and Democrats are having a dick waving contest over who is tougher on corruption.   I’m glad that we are sending more troops overseas to fight an unwinnable war.  I’m glad all this shit is happening because you fucking people are to goddamn lazy to get off your fat asses and do something.

And those stupid, gay ass tea parties don’t count.  I hope everybody who goes to those fucking things die from a toxic nerve gas attack – you stupid pussies.

Because sometimes I want to give my readers something good to read…

The US News & World Report calls Bill O’Reilly a “cock grabbing lesbian who should swallow a horse cock and die.” Okay they really didn’t call him that, but I know they will one day.

The Rude Pundit signed up for the Family Research Council prayer group and each week receives a prayer list with issues he should pray about.  I’ve got to be honest, I was a little surprised to find that Jesus doesn’t want Congress helping the needy.

Politics By Satire makes a good point, how the fuck can those cunts at Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC say they feel our pain when they’re wiping their asses with toilet paper made from silk?

Barack Obama is rumored to be appointing a marijuana friendly police sheriff to the position of Drug Czar. I don’t like that title…Drug Czar.  Sounds too fucking weird.  Like they want to scare me or something.  Almost makes me want to put down my joint…

If you’re a member of Twitter and want to know which members of Congress to follow as they fuck up,  than here is a complete list of those Washington assholes.

Or they wouldn’t have given themselves a raise.

A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay.

Instead, they will get a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an additional $2.5 million that taxpayers will spend on congressional salaries, and watchdog groups are not happy about it.

Since Congress gave themselves a raise, the Supreme Court wants one too

Chief Justice John Roberts said Wednesday that Congress should be as generous to judges as it already has been to itself, by approving an inflation-related increase in their pay. “I must renew the judiciary’s modest petition: Simply provide cost-of-living increases that have been unfairly denied,” Roberts said in his annual year-end report on the federal judiciary.

Federal trial judges are paid $169,300 a year. Appellate judges make more, ranging up to Roberts’ salary of $217,400. The salaries pale in comparison to what top lawyers earn in private practice.

Jesus fucking Christ.  Two million people have lost their jobs since December 2007 and these cunts give themselves a raise.  47 million people are living without health insurance and the Supreme Court bitches about inflation.

Why do we listen to these greedy motherfuckers?  Why do we continue to bend over and take it in the ass as they steal our money and give it to their Wall Street friends?

Where is the outrage?  Where is the news coverage from CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC?  Where are the hard hitting questions from the seasoned reporters who have the people’s best interest in mind?  Where are the honest politicians who strive to make a difference in Washington?

Oh that’s right…they don’t exists because they don’t care about you.  They don’t care if you’ve lost your job.  They don’t care if you’ve lost your house.  They don’t care if you can’t afford health care for your kid.  They wouldn’t piss down your throat if your heart was on fire.

Why?

Because you aren’t rich and white.  If you were, our government will bend over backwards to give you money so you could afford that 36 million dollar apartment in New York.  If you were rich and white, our government will rush to approve a 800 billion dollar bailout so you will get your bonuses this year.  If you were rich and white, our government will let you fuck any part of their body you want.

But you’re not so they don’t give a shit about you.  So just continue to  pull down your pants, bend over, and enjoy the ass fucking since you aren’t going to change anything…happy new year you fucking pussies…

Do people even care anymore?

US President George W. Bush said in an interview Tuesday he was forced to sacrifice free market principles to save the economy from “collapse.”

“I’ve abandoned free-market principles to save the free-market system,” Bush told CNN television, saying he had made the decision “to make sure the economy doesn’t collapse.”

Bush’s comments reflect an extraordinary departure from his longtime advocacy for an unfettered free market, as his administration has orchestrated unprecedented government intervention in the face of a dire financial crisis.

“I am sorry we’re having to do it,” Bush said.

No we don’t. We don’t have to bailout Wall Street nor do we have to bailout the auto industry. We don’t have to do a goddamn thing.

But you do.

You have to fix the unjust war that is costing us billions and start regulating Wall Street. You have to fix every fucking thing you’ve broken while in office.

But you won’t.

You don’t give a shit about us. You’re only worried about your rich, white business friends. That’s why you gave them all of our money and that’s why you’re going to give the auto industry money without Congress’ permission.

And do the people care?  Fuck no. They only care about some stupid ass governor from a shitty state who’s so fucking stupid that he got caught trying to sell a Senate seat.

Who the fuck cares.

Let Illinois television report on the fucking asshole. That’s why they have a local news station. I watch the national news to learn how bad our government is fucking us over.  Quit reporting on this retarded looking motherfucker.

But you stupid pussy warts don’t care. You don’t care how terrible this president has screwed us over.  You’ll just continue to listen to this pussy and repeat every fucking word he says like he’s God.

So fuck you people and fuck Sean Hannity.  I hope you enjoy the destruction of this country because you let it happen. Stupid cunts….

Where would we be without Fox News’ hard hitting stories?

President-elect Barack Obama is looking very presidential these days. When he makes an announcement, he is ringed by American flags and stands behind a lectern that has a very presidential-looking placard announcing “The Office of the President-Elect.”

But the props are merely that. Under the Constitution, there is no such thing as the Office of the President-elect.

Come on Fox. Is this really front page news?  Shouldn’t you be reporting on something more important, like how we are getting rapped by the government?

Of course not.

That’s not news. Why would you want to inform the public on things that actually affects them?

What do I know?

Nothing.

Please continue informing the masses on why Obama is the reason why our economy is shitting itself.

That’s more important than this…

Since this story is on the Drudge Report and the guy who runs that site is fucking crazier than that preacher who screams at college students, you might not believe him.  But you can’t deny how badass this sounds:

A leading Russian political analyst has said the economic turmoil in the United States has confirmed his long-held view that the country is heading for collapse, and will divide into separate parts.

Professor Igor Panarin said in an interview with the respected daily IZVESTIA published on Monday: “The dollar is not secured by anything. The country’s foreign debt has grown like an avalanche, even though in the early 1980s there was no debt. By 1998, when I first made my prediction, it had exceeded $2 trillion. Now it is more than 11 trillion. This is a pyramid that can only collapse.”

He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts – the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.

Goddamnit…I’m sporting wood right now.

I hope this happens.

Think about how much fun it will be to watch Fox News while the country tears itself apart.

Bill O’ Reilly would shit his pants on national television while he tried to explain how the secular left is the prolem;  Sean Hannity’s head would explode from all the gay bashing he would be doing; and Rush Limbaugh would finally choke to death on his fucking cigar while he told white trash Americans how the ‘liberals’ have won.

And this isn’t the best part of the article. Check this out:

He even suggested that “we could claim Alaska – it was only granted on lease, after all.”

Russia is going to take back Alaska.

Goddamnit I want this to hurry up and happen.

I want to see chaos.

People fleeing from their buring homes, parents leaving their children on the side of the road, children beating their parents to death with metal baseball bats, homeless people killing the rich and jerking off on their corpse, chickens eating cows, cows milking people, vegetables punching rabbits, rabbits flipping off owls, squirrels mocking eagles, dogs fucking cats, cats playing poker with rats, rats playing Scrabble with their fleas.

The possibilities are endless.

The anticipation is killing me. I wonder which state will secede first?

I’m hoping my home state of South Carolina will be the first to secede…again. What about you?

Looks tasty

The Obama camp won’t give up. ( I guess I would run the most negative campaign ever too if I was losing in the polls.) But this is too much:

Breaking news on Friday’s Countdown. Senator Barack Obama’s campaign has written a letter to Attorney General Michael Mukasey asking for an investigation into improper leaks from DOJ officials involving their ACORN investigation and whether or not people within the DOJ, perhaps with the help of the White House, are working in concert with the McCain campaign to further the ACORN myth for his political advantage.

Keith Olbermann talked with an Obama campaign attorney about this brilliant strategy by the campaign — they are linking the ACORN/DOJ scandal with the U.S. Attorney firing scandal. If you will recall, several of the improperly fired attorneys were let go primarily because they wouldn’t play along with Rove/GOP demands that they prosecute bogus voter fraud cases.

Seriously? Olbermann? What does he know?

Jack shit-that’s what.

Side note-He was great on ESPN though. We can all agree on that.

That’s right America…the liberal media is making passionate love to the Democrat’s naughty spot:

Prior to and following the vice-presidential debates, conservatives on Fox News purported that the “mainstream media” has a preference for an Obama presidency. Bill Kristol, Kirsten Powers, and Jeffrey Goldberg all agreed in the “obvious fact” of the “transparent agenda” of liberal media bias.

These claims fly in the face of reality. The multinational corporations that run the mainstream media — GE (NBC), Time Warner (CNN), Walt Disney (ABC), News Corporation (FOX), and Viacom (CBS) — stand to benefit hugely under a McCain presidency. The centerpiece of Sen. McCain’s economic plan — actually, the whole plan — is large tax cuts for corporations. It would deliver $1.44 billion in tax cuts to the five largest media companies, according to an analysis by the Center for American Progress Action Fund.

I am so angry right now.

If it wasn’t for Fox New’s unbiased reporting I would still be believing that crazy Chinese midget telling me he was Jesus.

Thank you Fox…you’ve shown me the way.