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Why is the only person making sense about torture a former WWF wrestler? And why is he arguing with this worthless cunt about it?

Why are people in this country pissed off at Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for being briefed on torture, but not pissed off at George Bush and Dick Cheney for authorizing torture? Why is Barack Obama not willing to prosecute CIA agents who tortured, but isn’t willing to free soldiers from jail who tortured?

Why is waterboarding considered an enhanced interrogation technique when our government does it, but considered torture when the Vietnamese government does it?

Why has there been more outrage over Micheal Vick torturing dogs, than there has been over the Bush administration torturing humans?

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What the fuck is this shit

You’ve just gotten a taste of how this torture shit is going to play out.

Liberal activists are pressing for the impeachment of federal Judge Jay Bybee over the Bush administration’s “torture memos” in part because there is virtually nothing that President Barack Obama, congressional Republicans or conservative Senate Democrats can do to stop the process from getting underway.

Ah, yes, the classic Washington “Us verses Them” bullshit.  Where the Democrats will say things like, “This is outrageous.  How is this man a federal judge?  He signed a memo giving permission to waterboard detainees, stick their heads in a box full of bugs, slam their heads into a wall, slap them, and deprive them of sleep.  How can this man say he will uphold the Constitution when he shat on its chest 7 years ago?”

And the Republicans will respond with, “Fuck that.  There were high ranking Democrats who knew we were torturing those nasty brown pieces of shit in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Did they object?  Fuck no.  They were too busy getting paid thousands of dollars by lobbyists to care about the fucked up shit we were doing to people.  If they’re going to impeach anyone it should be their own goddamn selves.”

Think I’m lying?  Read this shit :

Republicans are pushing back. The Judiciary Committee’s ranking member, Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas), warned that Democratic leaders also would also come under scrutiny. He said Podesta should also pursue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi over her lack of action following classified briefings she received on the interrogation techniques.

“If he wants to be absolutely fair, he ought to ask the speaker to resign as well,” Smith told POLITICO on Monday. “Clearly, any attorney should be able to offer their legal advice and give their best counsel to a president and to an administration without fear of someone trying to reach back and impeach them when they get to a higher office.”

So it looks like nothing is going to change.  Rich, powerful white people will continue to torture  poor brown people.  The media will continue to make this a Republicans vs. Democrats issue.  And Americans could care less because they are too busy worrying about the stupid fucking swine flu.

You know…business as usual…

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Obama's Inauguration crowd

Today marks the day that Barack Obama gets sworn in as President of the United States and since this huge jerk-off festival is costing taxpayers 150 million dollars, I feel like I have a say in what goes on.  So here is a list of things that better happen today or the next time I travel up to Washington, I’m going to leave a flaming plastic bag of my shit on the front steps of the White House.

  • Barack Obama wearing an all white business suit that makes P. Diddy jealous.
  • Sean Hannity telling Barack Obama’s kids that Santa Claus isn’t real, then licking their face so he can taste their tears.
  • Barack Obama executing whoever hired Garth Brooks to sing on Monday.
  • Garth Brooks being beheaded by Lil Wayne and Jack Black.
  • A gay transvestite Puerto Rican midget punching Rick Warren in the nuts then announcing they’re lovers.
  • Nancy Pelosi stripped of her Speaker of the House status and pushed down the Capital steps.
  • Beyonce giving Barack Obama a lap dance while Jay-z weeps in a corner.
  • Dick Cheney getting stabbed in the heart by a homeless WWII veteran.
  • The announcement that marijuana is now legal.
  • George Bush dying in plane crash.
  • Bill O’Reilly getting caught on his knees tossing Barney Frank’s salad.
  • Glenn Beck getting hit by a bus.
  • News that the new bailout money will go directly to the American people.
  • And…Barack Obama agreeing to deport my old computer science teacher because he’s a dick.

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