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Someone was influenced by Pee Wee Herman growing up.

Terrorists tried to blow up New York City again:

New York City’s police commissioner said Sunday that authorities are examining several leads in the failed Times Square car bombing that would have caused a “significant fireball,” focusing closely on a surveillance video that captured a man fleeing the scene.

Commissioner Ray Kelly said it was “the intent of whoever did this to cause mayhem, create casualties” and noted that some munitions of the potentially powerful bomb detonated inside the SUV parked in Times Square on Saturday.

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Kelly said during a press conference Sunday that the NYPD is analyzing a surveillance video showing a unidentified white male in his 40′s fleeing the scene. Kelly said the man is seen in the footage shedding a dark-colored shirt in an alley and putting it in a bag, revealing a red one underneath.

Never mind people. This attack wasn’t done by a terrorist. It was down by an extremist. Huuuuuuge difference.

How so you ask?

Well, you see, a terrorist is a young Muslim man while an extremist is a middle-aged white guy. A terrorist hates America and her freedoms while an extremist loves America but hates her current president. A terrorist gets his news from the bias Al Jazeera while an extremist gets his news from the fair and balanced Fox News. A terrorist follows the teachings of a blood thirsty lunatic while an extremist follows the teachings of a peace loving pacifist. A terrorist gets sent to Gitmo and Bagram where he will be tortured and never receive a trial while an extremist will be sent to a federal prison to await a trial judged by a jury of his peers. And a terrorist gets his family’s neighborhood bombed by unmanned predator drones while an extremist gets his family’s neighborhood bombarded by 24-hour news vans.

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Tags: He Tried To Blow Up A City With Fireworks?, New York City, Terrorism, White People
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Thank God Congress rescued the economy…Imagine how fucked we would be if they didn’t.

Stocks fell Wednesday for the third session in a row, with the Dow industrial tumbling over 400 points, as investors bet that a long and deep recession is on the horizon.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 411 points, or about 4.7%, to 8,282.66. It was the lowest close for the blue-chip average since it settled at 8,175 on Oct. 27.

Over the past three days, the Dow has fallen more than 660 points, or 7%.

“The concern is that the economy will turn out worse than the current forecast [and] the recession will be longer and more severe,” said Hugh Johnson, chief strategist at Thomas Lloyd Global Asset Management in New York.

Hey…did you hear Osama Bin Laden is planning a new terrorist attack? No. Well he is…And it’s suppose to be bigger than 9-11.

Who else is hoping Wall Street is the target?

This is how I want to see it happen:

CNN is doing a report on the Stock Market and is showing live footage of those Wall Street cocksuckers as they try to see how bad they can fuck over America while making enough money to buy their fourth mansion before lunch.

Suddenly a Greyhound bus comes CRASHING through the wall at 100 miles an hour, skidding on its side and instantly killing 30 of the motherfuckers.

Once the bus comes to a screeching stop, 70 Islamic terrorist get out of the bus with enough explosives around their waist that Dick Cheney instantly gets a hard on. After surveying the scene, each terrorist grabs the nearest stock broker, bends them over, and brutally ass rapes ‘em on national TV.

After brutally ass fucking every person in the building, the terrorist do their little victory yell and BOOM..blow themselves up…killing every one of those greedy cum catching fucks.

But that’s not the best part.

Once the smoke clears, middle-class Americans start pissing on those who crawl out of the rubble on fire.

What?

So you wouldn’t piss on a burning stock broker?

I can’t blame you. Why waste good piss?

Besides…everyone knows the fastest way to put out a flaming stock broker is by shooting their load in the stock broker’s left eye..just don’t shoot it in their right eye…they aren’t too fond of that….