Thu 6 Nov, 2008
It has been a crazy week thus far so I wanted to point out some stories that might have slipped past your radar.
Paling doesn’t know Africa – Big deal. I couldn’t tell you where the second largest continent was either. I don’t care about this either. The only news about Sarah Palin I want to hear is when she graces the cover of Playboy. Until then…fuck her.
Crazy Christians after Obama – Those ‘God Hates Fags‘ asshats are going to protest Barack Obama’s grandmother’s funeral. I’m guessing they really hate Death and are showing their disapproval by protesting. If Death has a change of heart and brings back Obama’s grandmother, these cockmunchers can protest my funeral.
Stock Market is doing just fine – I’m kidding. It’s tanking again. Fun times.
I’m moving to Massachusetts – I can’t wait to see a Red Soxs game stoned…at Fenway.
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