It has been a crazy week thus far so I wanted to point out some stories that might have slipped past your radar.

Paling doesn’t know Africa – Big deal. I couldn’t tell you where the second largest continent was either.  I don’t care about this either.  The only news about Sarah Palin I want to hear is when she graces the cover of Playboy.  Until then…fuck her.

Crazy Christians after Obama – Those ‘God Hates Fags‘ asshats are going to protest Barack Obama’s grandmother’s funeral. I’m guessing they really hate Death and are showing their disapproval by protesting.  If Death has a change of heart and brings back Obama’s grandmother, these cockmunchers can protest my funeral.

Stock Market is doing just fine – I’m kidding. It’s tanking again. Fun times.

I’m moving to Massachusetts – I can’t wait to see a Red Soxs game stoned…at Fenway.

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