Great, now I have to hide my porn from the government and my wife.

The US National Security Agency (NSA) is embarking on a secret domestic surveillance project dubbed “Perfect Citizen”, intended to monitor and protect important national infrastructure such as power grids and transport systems.

The Wall Street Journal, citing unnamed government and industry sources, says that the NSA has awarded a “black” (classified) $100m contract to defence contractor Raytheon which will see secret monitoring equipment installed within US networks deemed to be of national importance.

According to the WSJ, Perfect Citizen has caused some disquiet among those in the know. It could be seen as the NSA – a military combat support agency whose focus is supposed to be on external threats – carrying out massive automated surveillance of American companies and citizens. The paper quotes an internal Raytheon email as saying that “Perfect Citizen is Big Brother”.

“THEY CAME FIRST for the dirty books at the library,
and I didn’t speak up because I didn’t check out dirty books at the library.

THEN THEY CAME for the phone sex calls,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t making phone sex calls.

THEN THEY CAME for the softcore porn,
and I didn’t speak up because I didn’t watch softcore porn.

THEN THEY CAME for my hardcore Japanese tentacle porn,
and by that time no one was left to speak up.”

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Every once in a while I like to link to posts I think are kick ass. Today is one of those days.

A World of Progress writes about the illegal wiretapping that governor bush did while in office and how she had some readers who enjoyed her blog from the Pentagon, CIA and the NSA.  She’s lucky…I’ve only had DOT come to my site.

The good people over at Politicus.Us talk about the Federal Reserve and how it came about.   Thank god I don’t have any money for them to steal or I’d be pissed at how bad they’ve fucked up our country.

Politics By Satire talks about the hiring process over at the NSA.   My dreams where crushed when I learned that they don’t hire people who illegally download videos.  I’d love to pay for my porn but I’m just too cheap.

Pterodactly Puke talks about John Thain and his 35,000 dollar shitter.  I value my ass as much as the next guy but at 35,000 dollars?  Jesus Christ, this guy must be shitting gold.

If you don’t like any of these sites then you’re fucking retarded and I hope you shit your bed tonight….

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