Should I believe Fox News:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed Thursday that Iran has produced its first batch of uranium enriched to a higher level, saying his country will not be bullied by the West into curtailing its nuclear program a day after the U.S. imposed new sanctions.

Ahmadinejad reiterated to hundreds of thousands of cheering Iranians on the anniversary of the 1979 foundation of the Islamic republic that the country was now a “nuclear state,” an announcement he’s made before. He insisted that Iran had no intention of building nuclear weapons.

Or should I believe Reuters:

Iran is experiencing surprising setbacks in its efforts to enrich uranium, and assessments suggest equipment failures and other difficulties could undermine its effort to ramp up its nuclear program, The Washington Post reported on Thursday.

You know what? It doesn’t matter if Iran’s bluffing. It doesn’t matter if Iran’s nuclear program has setbacks. It doesn’t matter if Iran’s vice president assassinates Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the middle of a speech praising America. It doesn’t matter if Iran blew up every nuclear facility while Obama watched on Skype. It doesn’t matter if Iran and Israel suddenly became best friends and merged into one super country called Iranael.

It doesn’t matter, because our government will find another reason to invade Iran because they have a bunch of poor brown people that need to be killed and a ton of oil that needs to be refined.

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Please?

Because I’m sick of turning on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, ABC, CBS, NBC, and the 700 Club (nothing makes me laugh harder than Pat Robertson using the Bible to decipher current events) and seeing some pundit explaining why America needs to bomb Iran.

Why is the media calling for the destruction of Iran? Because Iran might have materials and the knowledge to *gasp* build a nuclear weapon. How horrible is that? Of course we could Google “How to build a nuclear bomb” and build one ourselves, but we aren’t a country full of oil and Muslims.

I mean, the media wants to bomb Iran so bad they’re asking Elliot Abrams for advice. That’s right, Elliot-fucking-Abrams, the guy who pled guilty for lying to Congress about the Iran-Contra scandal.

So as you can tell, this is all bullshit. Iran isn’t a threat. They never have been. So what is the real reason why the media is calling for the destruction of Iran?

They need to get off.

You see, the more bombs that are dropped on innocent Muslim civilians, the harder the media’s cock gets. The more devastation the media sees on TV, the wetter their pussy gets. War is what these sick, depraved corporate whores get off on. It’s what they live for. It’s their drug of choice.

And they need another fix. They’re sick of reporting about Afghanistan and Iraq. They want to report about something new and exciting. They want to report about bombs being dropped in Tehran. They want to report about massive civilian causalities. They want to report about American tanks rolling over parked cars and blowing up office buildings.

And that’s reason why they’re beating the war drums, and that’s the reason why they’re not going to stop until it happens.

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