But thankfully I’m not as sick as this woman’s husband. Lucky for her Tom Coburn is such a compassionate man, because otherwise her husband would be fucked.

Of course I don’t except you to click on that link, so I’m going to quote one of my favorite Tom Coburn stories:

A sterilization Coburn performed on a 20-year-old woman in 1990 became what was called “the most incendiary issue” of his Senate campaign.[35] Coburn performed the sterilization on the woman during an emergency surgery to treat a life-threatening ectopic pregnancy, removing her intact fallopian tube as well as the one damaged by the surgery. The woman sued Coburn, alleging that he did not have consent to sterilize her, while Coburn claimed he had her oral consent. The lawsuit was ultimately dismissed with no finding of liability on Coburn’s part.

The state attorney general claimed that Coburn committed Medicaid fraud by not reporting the sterilization when he filed a claim for the emergency surgery. Medicaid did not reimburse doctors for sterilization procedures for patients under 21, and according to the attorney general, Coburn would not have been reimbursed at all had he not withheld this information. Coburn says since he did not file a claim for the sterilization, no fraud was committed. No charges were filed against Coburn for this claim.

I wonder if that women would have asked Tom Coburn for help if she’d known he sterilized a young woman and committed Medicaid fraud?

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And here I was thinking that American citizens were leading the charge against the public option plan.

A spokesman for America’s Health Insurance Plans, the industry’s trade group, admitted in an article published Monday that as many as 50,000 industry employees are involved in an effort to fight back against aggressive health care reform.

“The health-insurance industry is sending thousands of its employees to town-hall meetings and other forums during Congress’s August recess to try to counter a tide of criticism directed at the insurers and remain a player — and not an outsider — in the debate over the future of the health-care system,” the Journal’s Vanessa Fuhrmans and Avery Johnson wrote Monday.

Well that’s just fucking great. So not only are the corporations spending millions of dollars bribing Congress, they’re now sending their employees to these town-hall meetings to shout things like “Death panels” and “Old people are going to die” and “Old people won’t be able to get knee replacements.”

And why are those corporate whores shouting these things during town-hall meetings? Because old people are fucking stupid.

There has to be some rule that says once you turn 55 you must turn into a racist, sexist piece of shit that has to believe everything you hear on TV. I mean, why else would old people believe Barack Obama is a secret Muslim, this country is turning into a socialist nation, liberals hate America, if we don’t fight terrorist overseas they will come to America, waterboarding isn’t torture, and universal health care will bring about the end of the world?

That’s why we need to either start drop kicking these old fuckers right in their goddamn head every time they say something stupid or tell their nurse to stop giving them their chocolate pudding during lunch. Because I’m getting sick of these gullible old twats shouting incoherent things during town-hall meetings and making white people look bad.

Plus, we need these fuckers to hurry up and die so we can get our inheritance money.

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Where would we be without the great Fox News?  Sure they could of gone with a story about how bad the economy is, how terrorist attacked a US embassy, or how Sarah Palin is a sex goddess, but they didn’t.  You want to know why?  No they didn’t go with any of these stories because it would reflect poorly on Republicans.  How could you even think like that?  Asshole.

No, they didn’t run with any of those stories because they feel it is their civic duty to cheer up the nation.  What better way to do that then put a picture of a schoolbus crashing through a small house.  Hahahahah.    They just know how to cheer me up.  The only thing that could make this picture any better is if the story involved a child scaring the bus driver so bad that she crashed into an elderly woman’s home.

A school bus driver who thought her bus was empty was startled so badly when a sleeping student woke up that she swerved and slammed into a house in Charlotte.

The Charlotte Observer reported Wednesday the 15-year-old girl had fallen asleep and missed her drop-off at the Northwest School of the Arts. The driver was in a neighborhood on her way to pick up students for another bus route when she saw the teenager wake up.

The driver lost control, hit a curb and plowed into the house.

The 81-year-old woman inside the nearly destroyed house, the driver and the student weren’t seriously injured.

I…I…I’m at a loss of words. There truly is a God and I must say-if I was King Solomon, I would of asked for God’s humor.  It might of worked out better for him if he did.

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