Sucks to be these people.

The flooding just keeps getting worse and worse. On Saturday, the UN estimated that 4 million people were affected by the flooding in Pakistan. By Sunday they revised that estimate to 6 million people. Today, the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs estimates that over 13 million people are affected.

It is no wonder that a UN officials are saying this is bigger than the 2004 tsunami. In fact, that would make it bigger than the combined number of people affected by the Tsunami, Haiti earthquake and 2005 Kashmir earthquake…combined. Make no mistake: this is the worst natural disaster in recent history. Here is a map of affected areas from OCHA. That is alot of tragedy.

Where are all the fundraisers with Hollywood movie stars crying about the massive human suffrage? Where’s the super mega concert with U2, Coldplay, Jay-Z, Kayne West, and every other A-plus musician? Where’s the commercials interrupting the NFL Hall of Fame game asking people to donate to rebuild a village?

Oh, that’s right, people only give a shit about Pakistan when Al Qaeda’s involved.

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Looks like we’re about to make it official with Pakistan:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has warned of “severe consequences” if a terror attack against the US would ever be traced back to Pakistan.

She told CBS while Pakistan had become more helpful in tackling extremists, co-operation could still be improved.

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Earlier, Defence Secretary Robert Gates said the US was prepared to increase military assistance to Pakistan.
“We’re willing to do as much… as they are willing to accept,” he told reporters. “We are prepared to do training, and exercise with them. How big that operation becomes is really up to them.”

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“We’ve made it very clear that if – heaven-forbid – an attack like this that we can trace back to Pakistan were to have been successful, there would be very severe consequences,” she warned.

Finally, after beating around the bush for so long – air drone attacks, using Blackwater mercenaries for secret assassinations, giving billions of dollars in “aid” – we’re preparing to officially declare war on Pakistan. And it’s about time too. I was getting bored with the MSM’s Iraq/Afghanistan Al-Qaeda propaganda. I can’t wait to hear them tell us how the real threat to our freedom/safety/way of life is the Taliban.

Goddammit, I’m so excited I just creamed my pants.

Update: Hillary cannot wait to fuck up some more brown people.

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In Pakistan:

The Obama administration plans to spend nearly $50 million on Pakistani media this year to reverse anti-American sentiments and raise awareness of projects aimed at improving quality of life, confirms a Washington insider.

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The US Special Representative to Pakistan and Afghanistan, Ambassador Richard Holbrooke believes that a substantial amount of monies spent on media- especially private TV channels will reduce tension and may even bring Pakistan-US relations back on the right path.

That’s right, the Obama administration is spending taxpayers’ money on propaganda in a country we aren’t at war with. Well, the Obama administration says we aren’t at war with, but don’t tell that to the families of the three dead U.S. special forces soldiers.

But this doesn’t surprise me, because what the Obama administration is doing is taking the propaganda model the Bush administration used during the lead up to the Iraq war and using it on the Pakistanis.

What does surprise me is the 1.45 billion the Obama administration is giving the Pakistan government to help with their economic troubles:

Reuters today reported that the Obama administration has sent lawmakers a plan for funding water, energy and other projects. Report said the US intends to spend $1.45 billion of earmarked for the Kerry-Lugar bill in fiscal 2010.

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The Obama administration plans to help Pakistan’s democratic government meet budget shortfalls and deliver services to a population increasingly angry about economic and security troubles. As the funding builds the capacity of the government to provide basic services, the US sponsored Pakistani media will raise awareness and a build a brand for America, our sources have confirmed.

Could someone help me understand how this president is a socialist, Marxist, commie? Because I thought Socialism, Marxism, and Communism used taxpayers’ money to create services and programs for the taxpayers; not use taxpayers’ money to create services and programs for people in foreign countries.

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Obama sure loves killing people.

Two suspected US drone missile strikes have killed at least 12 people in a tribal region of north-west Pakistan, Pakistani security officials say.

The missiles targeted a compound described as a Taliban training centre, about 30km west of Miranshah the main town in North Waziristan.

Officials say the first strike killed seven people. Five died in a second attack as they searched for bodies.
It is the fourth suspected US drone attack in North Waziristan in a week.

Hundreds of people, many of them civilians, have been killed in drone attacks since mid-2008. Top Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud was among them.

Could someone explain to me again how he received the Nobel Peace Prize?

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General Petraeus needs more troops in Afganastan.

Gen. David H. Petraeus disclosed yesterday that American commanders have requested the deployment of an additional 10,000 U.S. troops to Afghanistan next year, but he said the request awaits a final decision by President Obama this fall.

Petraeus acknowledged that the ratio of coalition and Afghan security forces to the population is projected through 2011 to be significantly lower than the 20 troops per 1,000 people prescribed by the Army counterinsurgency manual he helped write.

Alright, so we’re either going to have 68,000 or 78,000 troops in Afghanistan, plus 50,000 troops in Iraq.  I’ve got to ask, haven’t we fucked with these people long enough?

I mean, why the hell should we have 100,000 or more troops in the Middle East?  Because if we don’t the terrorist might follow us home?  Because the safety of the United States is in jeopardy if we leave?  Because the people of the Middle East love us so much they want us to stay forever?

And for fuck’s sake, haven’t we killed enough brown people?  I mean Jesus Christ, that’s all we kill  now.  I’m sick of killing brown people.  Could we please start killing white people again?

Like those assholes on Wall Street?

Could we please bomb their homes?  Could we please kick in their doors and dishonor them in front of their families?  Could we please kidnap their wives and daughters and hold them hostage until they turn themselves in?  Could we please throw them in a dirty jail cell and repeatedly slam their heads against a wall?  Could we please hook their nuts up to a car battery and fry them off?  Could we please tie them to the hood of our Humvees and drive around?  Could we please forcibly shove a metal pipe up their asses and rip out their intestines?  Could we please waterboard them?  Could we please rape their wives and daughters?  Could we please murder their sons?

I mean shit, it will keep us from spending billions of dollars each month in a foreign country, and it would deter those assholes from fucking up the economy again.  Plus, we could finally bring our troops home.

But I guess this doesn’t make much sense.  It’s a lot easier fucking with poor brown people halfway across the world who want us to leave them the fuck alone, than it is fucking with rich white people in our own backyard who have caused our economy to fail.

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You protect us Americans.

The new Afghan war strategy unveiled Friday by US President Barack Obama goes beyond “bullets and bombs” to a plan to overhaul international aid to Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Dismissing past aid efforts as ill-organized and underfunded, it calls for a civilian surge in Afghanistan to match the military one as well as for a 7.5 billion dollar development plan and special economic zones for Pakistan.

Whether you want to admit it or not, the United States came under attack on 9-11-01, and those responsible live in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Iraq.  We cannot allow those 3,000 Americans to die in vain.  We must show the world that attacks on American citizens will not be tolerated.

But why stop there?  Americans are under attack every day.  To be safe, we need to spend  money on everything that’s trying to attack and kill us.  We need to spend:

• 2.1 billion dollars to fight alcohol since 85,000 Americans die from it each year.
• 3.2 billion dollars to fight tobacco  since 435,000 Americans die from it each year.
• 11.9 billion dollars to fight choking since 2,800 Americans die from it each year.
• 57.2 billion dollars to fight cancer since 565,650 Americans die from it each year.
• 9.1 billion dollars to fight murder since 16,137 Americans die from it each year.
• 6.9 billion dollars to fight rape since 94,635 Americans are attacked by it each year.
• 1.8 billion dollars to fight food poisoning since 76 million Americans are attacked by it each year.
• 1.9 billion dollars to fight chronic masturbation syndrome since thousands of lonely teenagers are attacked by it each year.
• 2.89 billion dollars to fight dry vagina syndrome since hundreds of old American women are attacked by it each year.
• 4.9 billion dollars to fight gayness since 957,200 heterosexual marriages are attacked by it each year.
• 3.26 billion dollars to fight those fucking bums who always attacked me for money each year.
• 10.32 billion dollars to fight dwarfism because tiny people always attack me each year.

With President Obama’s leadership and Congress’ funding, Americans will never have to worry about being attacked and killed again.

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Openly gay people might be allowed to join the military.

In an overlooked YouTube video posted on Friday, a spokesman for Barack Obama said the president-elect is committed to ending the policy that bars openly gay men and women from serving in the U.S. armed forces.

In a response to a question on the Web site Change.gov asking whether Obama would get rid of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs said: “You don’t hear politicians give a one-word answer much. But it’s ‘Yes.’”

Basically Barack Obama is saying, “Faggots can’t marrying but they can die.  Let’s get rid of this ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ rule.”

Fuck you Barack Obama.  Why’s it okay for gay people to legally kill someone for their country but not legally marry someone they love?  It’s because you’re fucking pathetic pussy.  You’re no better than any other politician in Washington. You said whatever the retards wanted to hear so you would get elected.  And now you’re going to do whatever the fuck your told to do, just like governor bush.

The sad thing is people will get on their knees and blow Obama because they think this is a positive step forward for gay rights.  They’ll say things like, “It’s about time the military got rid of this stupid rule.” and “This is a great day for the gay rights movement.”  CNN and MSNBC will have a hard time keeping their dicks in their pants as they tell the people how proud they are to be an American while Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly will shout about how the secular left are destroying the fabric of this country.

News flash folks…it’s all bullshit.

The only reason why Barack Obama wants to get rid of this rule is because shit is going down in the Middle East.  Israel is attacking Palestine and bombing Lebanon.  Pakistan is about to go to war with India while their country is collapsing.  Russia is cutting off gas to Europe.  Oh and don’t forget about the two wars we are fighting that will never end.  The military is running out of people willing to go thousands of miles away and die, so they are being forced to end this fucking policy.

Of course I find it funny that after years of being treated as second class citizens, our military needs the gay community to continue its unjust wars.  I just hope gay people tell them where to shove it….

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