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Shut the fuck up

Fox News has gotten the scoop of the century on Hollywood’s political views since covering the Israeli slaughtering of Palestinians is to boring.

After years of silence, conservatives are coming out of the closet.

Sticking their necks out has not always been good for business. Mark Vafiades, president of the Hollywood Congress of Republicans, says, “I’m hoping that one day politics won’t make a difference in Hollywood. But because there is still subtle intolerance here, conservatives remain somewhat shy.

“If you come to an audition wearing a Bush or McCain button, the casting director will most likely pick another actor. Just being on a set you hear people bashing Bush and the right, because they assume everyone agrees.”

“In too many cases, conservatives are immediately labeled racist, homophobic, bigoted, hateful, demonic, or even un-American without the benefit of debate, and are locked out of the hiring process, with a few exceptions.”

Couldn’t Fox have used something better than “coming out the closet” to describe what’s happening? Stepping out of the shadows? Standing up for what they believe in? Exercising their first Amendment rights? Anything would have been better than “coming out the closet”.

And why the fuck would you go to an audition wearing a political button? You don’t know what the director’s political views are. You wouldn’t walk into a job interview with a political button on would you? Fuck no. Everyone knows that. So fuck these stupid actors who think they can audition with their stupid buttons on.

Besides, why the hell are they wearing a Bush button? The guy hasn’t ran for office since 2004. Celebrities are fucking retarded. I don’t give a shit about what they believe in, who they pray too, what their eating habits are, who they’re fucking, how many kids they have, what type of STDs they have, how many drugs they take, what their favorite book is, or any other personal details about themselves.

These are the two things I care about. If they’re a male celebrity, I care if they make me laugh. They make me laugh then I’ll see their movie. If they’re a female celebrity, they better be good looking and they better show me some titties. If they do that then I will rent their movie and enjoy it in the privacy of my own home.

That’s it. That’s the only thing I care about. So unless celebrities follow my rules then they could all die in a plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean like JFK Jr and I wouldn’t give a shit.