More like keepers of powerful politicians’ balls in their mouths:

On Friday, CNN’s Ed Henry posted a series of giggly, adolescent updates on his Twitter feed, describing the events that took place at a “beach” party thrown by Joe Biden, at the Vice President’s mansion, for various “reporters” and White House officials.

Henry also posted videos and photographs he took of the Vice President and White House Chief of Staff playing with water guns, slides and the White House press corps.

Today, The Atlantic’s Marc Ambinder, who often passes along White House thinking under the cover of anonymity, confesses that he, too, attended the water party, and also posted a short video he took of Rahm Emanuel frolicking with a squirt gun along with party participants Wolf Blitzer (the former AIPAC official and current CNN anchor) and The New York Times’ David Sanger (who faithfully regurgitates every administration fear-mongering claim regarding the Iranian nuclear program):

Here’s Ed Henry’s video. And just to answer some of the questions you will have after watching it: 1) Yes, that is Ed Henry sounding like a  goddamn 6-year-old girl crying to mama because some boy is trying to put a bug on her skirt. 2) Yes, that is the second most powerful man in America sliding down a inflatable water slide in fucking slacks and a polo shirt. 3) Yes, every fucking journalist would be running 360 stories about how strange Michael Jackson is if this video was from Neverland Ranch, but since it’s from Joe Biden’s beach house and it features a bunch of rich, powerful white guys blasting water in the faces of little children from water guns that look giant dicks then it’s okay.

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Martin Luther King Jr took a bullet in the jaw for this?

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says he has reached out to Rush Limbaugh to tell him he meant no offense when he referred to the popular conservative radio host as an “entertainer” whose show can be “incendiary.”

“My intent was not to go after Rush – I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh,” Steele said in a telephone interview. “I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. … There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership.”

He didn’t give his life to the Civil Rights Movement just so you could become the head of the Republican National Committee and do nothing while some white, fat, greasy, sexist, racist piece of shit wishes the first black president fails.  He gave his life  so people like you could be selected into important positions and help people.  His death allowed you to get to where you are today.

And what do you do?  Become a goddamn bitch.

You let Rush Limbaugh say whatever the fuck he wants.  Sure,  you tried to call him out.  You told D. L. Hughley that Rush is only an entertainer and that his remarks are incendiary, but what were you doing 24 hours later?  On your godamn knees begging Rush Limbaugh to cum in your mouth so you could swallow his load.

How hard is it to stand up to Rush Limbaugh?  What does he have to say before you go, “Alright.  That’s enough.  Everybody, may I have your attention?  Okay.  Now listen, I’m only going to say this one…Rush Limbaugh is a steaming pile of midget shit and does not speak for the Republican party.  Republicans do not want  President Obama to fail because if he does then the country is fucked.   Now, we might not like his approach to the economic problem or to the wars in the Middle East or to the housing situation or to the Wall Street bailout, but we Republicans have to be realistic…we fucked all this shit up so we can’t say a goddamn thing.”

Does he have to call Barack Obama a nigger?  Does he have to say, “Rahm Emanuel is a dirty kike”,  before your balls drop?  Does Rush Limbaugh have to scream, “All Democrats are dirty fucking faggots who love to rape little boys over the Constitution while sucking Barack Obama’s big nigger dick and taking it up the ass by Rahm Emanuel’s uncircumcised cock”, before you man up and tell him to shut his goddamn mouth?

Jesus Christ man.

You are nothing but a little bitch.  You’re the head of the Republican National Committee.  Do your goddamn job and tell Rush Limbaugh to go suck an elephant’s cock and die….you big fucking pussy…

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But he really should just shut the fuck up.  He doesn’t want to help the American people.  Not really.  If he truly cared about the American people, he could easily end wasteful spending and stimulate the economy without spending taxpayers’ dollars.

If he wanted to help the American people, he would end the fucking War on Drugs that cost 40 billion dollars a year.  If he wanted to help the American people, he would stop spending billions of dollars over in Iraqi.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t go to war in Afghanistan when it isn’t winnable.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t have increased the defense budget by 8 percent.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t give any more money to the banks.  If he wanted to help the American people, he wouldn’t appoint assholes from the Fed who caused this mess.  If he wanted to help the American people, he would throw those business fucks on Wall Street in jail for stealing.

But he doesn’t want to help the American people.  The only reason why he wants to push this bill through is because there’s a shit ton of programs the Democrats want that are included in it.  It’s like Rahm Emanuel says,”Never let a serious crisis go to waste. What I mean by that is it’s an opportunity to do things you couldn’t do before.”

Or was that George Bush who said that?  Shit…well, either way…fuck those two shit stains and fuck Barack Obama.  I’ll start to respect him when he does something that benefits the American people…

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