How can Sean Hannity say that the main stream media is ignoring things about the Obama administration when he’s reporting on them?  Isn’t that the same as saying I don’t sleep with hookers while I pay for sex?  And how can Hannity say that the main stream media is bias?  Does he not know what the fuck comes out of his mouth?

And what’s up with Rebecca Hagelin? When Sean Hannity introduced her I was thinking to myself, “Damn, that old lady has some nice tits.” But when she began to talk I couldn’t concentrate anymore because I was afraid that her head was going to fall off.  How much does that cunt’s head weigh?  It was always tilting to her left.  Hanging there.  I just wanted Sean Hannity to stick his hands through the screen and fix it for her so I could get back to jerking off to her tits.

Now I know what you’re thinking, and yes….I had it on mute and a sheet covering half of the TV so I wouldn’t lose my erection looking at Hannity.  I always make sure to take the appropriate steps to maximize my masturbation time…

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