God-fucking-dammit. Is this really the shit that’s keeping us from getting health care? Obama’s after our cocks? Really? Is this why Republican Senator Mike Enzi said, “It’s not where I get them to compromise, it’s what I get them to leave out. If I hadn’t been involved in this process as long as I have and to the depth as I have, you would already have national health care”? Is this why I have to go to Wal-mart to buy over the counter cold & flu medicine instead of seeing a doctor ?

This is un-fucking-believable. I can’t wrap my head around how people can listen to this guy. I mean, do they honestly think the President of the United States wants to reform health care just so he can force every man to cut his dick off?

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Holy shit I’m excited.  AIG executives just received bonuses for ruining the country, and I can’t wait to see how pissed off Rick Santelli is.  I bet he turns to those Wall Street assholes sitting behind him and screams,” I’m getting sick and tired of bailing out all of you pathetic, incompetent Wall Street losers.  Why the fuck should taxpayers continue to bail you all out when you all are the reason why our country is fucked up in the first place?  I hope every single one of you cocksuckers die in a fucking plane crash.”

Wait, what’s this shit Rick?  Why are you defending them?  What the hell?  Where’s your passion?  Where’s your since of duty?  Oh – I get it.  You can’t rip these cocksuckers because they might beat the shit out of you.  You’re worried about your personal safety.  I understand.  I’ll let you slide on this one.

Since Santelli pussed out, where can I go to watch these Wall Street twats get ripped a new asshole?  I know, I’ll turn to Fox News.  Those fuckers care about the people.  They’ve been calling out all this wasteful spending.  I’m sure they’ll have a sound bite from a Republican Senator who’ll say exactly what I’m thinking.

Fuck yea Senator Charles Grassley.  You tell those motherfuckers.  Those fucking AIG people don’t deserve to live.  They’ve ruined this country, and stole our money.  Why the fuck should they get bonuses?  Wait – aww come on Senator.  Don’t lose your balls.  No, don’t back track now – goddammit.  Charles Grassley, you’re a fucking pussy.

Wait – that was a bit harsh.  You’re a Senator.  You can’t tell people to kill themselves.  You’re in America, and that’s not how we roll.  I’ll forgive you – this time.

So who’ll express my outrage over this shit?  Who has the power to speak for the millions of people who are pissed off about these bonuses?  Fucking Rush Limbaugh – that’s who.

This guy says whatever is on his mind.  He is the man of the people.  When we were bailing out the auto industry, he said we needed to do something about the unions, and those people were just middle class Americans struggling to provide for their family.  I know this AIG shit has to piss him off.  Come on Rush, speak for me baby.  Let me hear you rip those fucking Wall Street bitches apart.

Goddammit, what the fuck is this shit?  Where the fuck did your balls go Rush?  You had no problem challenging the President of the United States to a debate, but you can’t rip these fucking assholes apart?  Fuck you, you fat fucking pussy.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?  Why isn’t anyone in the media or in the government pissed off about this?  Why do they keep saying we can’t do anything about these bonuses because we have to honor their contracts?  Weren’t these the same assholes who were calling for the UAW to alter their contracts, which they did?  Why can’t we do the same thing with these cunts?  I mean, isn’t it our money that’s bailing out AIG?  Shouldn’t we have a say in this?

Oh shit, I’m so fucking stupid.  How could I forget this – THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US.

If they did, they would’ve said,”Hey AIG.  Fuck you and fuck your stupid ass contracts.  You will do whatever the fuck we say because we’re giving you billions of dollars.”  Then the media would have smacked Wall Street in the face with their hard cock, while our government ripped off Wall Street’s pants and ass fucked them so hard that they weep tears of blood.

But they aren’t.  Why?  Because they like gang banging us too much.  We suck the media’s dick so well that the moment our lips wrap around their shaft they cum buckets.  And our assholes are so tight that the government would be crazy to pull out.

We’ve become a nation of whores.  We’ve allowed the media and the government to double team us for so long that they’re now letting their friends join in on the fun.  I just hope they bring some lube.   I’m starting to chafe a little bit….

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Because they can get behind a 14 year-old boy.

Sitting in the back seat of his mother’s van as she drives through Atlanta suburbs, Jonathan Krohn is about to sign off with a conservative radio talk show host in Florida. In the 40 minutes he’s been on the air, with the help of his mother’s cellphone, this hyper-articulate Georgia eighth grader has attacked the stimulus bill, identified leaders he thinks will salvage the Republican Party’s image, and assessed the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

Did I read that right?  Did it really say this kid is a hyper-articulate eighth grader who is attacking the stimulus bill, identifying leaders he think will salvage the Republican Party’s image and assessing the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate?  Let me re-read it…yep, that’s what it said.

How can people take this little shit serious?  He’s 14, he’s home schooled, and he owns the fucking book 10 Big Lies About America.  This kid is fucking brainwashed.  He doesn’t have an original fucking thought in his goddamn head.  I mean look at this:

Why just that morning, his mother, Marla Krohn, marveled, a staff member for a potential candidate for Georgia governor asked for a meeting with Jonathan. In her gentle drawl, Mrs. Krohn said cautiously, “I’m not sure I’m a supporter of his.”

“Neither am I,” Jonathan piped in.

“But I’m a voter,” Mrs. Krohn reminded him firmly.

Jonathan retorted, “Now that I’m a political pundit, I have the ability to influence people. I have to think about it!”

He can’t even stand up to his own goddamn mother.  Am I surprised?  No.  All he does he repeat the same fucking talking points he’s heard from Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and everyone else at Fox News.

“Barack Obama is leading us to socialism.”

“The White House is going after Rush Limbaugh and that’s not fair.”

“Barack Obama is the most left-wing president in my lifetime.”

Jesus Christ, I feel sorry for the poor fuck.   His parents won’t let him go to public school, he’s subjected to five hour Christian perspective studying every Friday, and he’s an “experienced” child actor.  And we know how stable child actors are…especially the experienced ones.

But you want to know what this little shit does that drives me crazy?   It isn’t his acting experience or his ability to regurgitate Republican talking points or his gay ass haircut or his stupid fucking smirk.  It’s his hands. I hate how this little cunt uses his goddamn hands.

Why does he have to throw them in the air every time he talks?  He looks like he’s impersonating Rush Limbaugh mocking Michael J. Fox.   It’s annoying.  Either move your fucking hands a little bit or stick them in your goddamn pockets, you little shit.

I can’t wait till this kid gets ass fucked by Lindsey Graham. in 20 years…

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Martin Luther King Jr took a bullet in the jaw for this?

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says he has reached out to Rush Limbaugh to tell him he meant no offense when he referred to the popular conservative radio host as an “entertainer” whose show can be “incendiary.”

“My intent was not to go after Rush – I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh,” Steele said in a telephone interview. “I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. … There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership.”

He didn’t give his life to the Civil Rights Movement just so you could become the head of the Republican National Committee and do nothing while some white, fat, greasy, sexist, racist piece of shit wishes the first black president fails.  He gave his life  so people like you could be selected into important positions and help people.  His death allowed you to get to where you are today.

And what do you do?  Become a goddamn bitch.

You let Rush Limbaugh say whatever the fuck he wants.  Sure,  you tried to call him out.  You told D. L. Hughley that Rush is only an entertainer and that his remarks are incendiary, but what were you doing 24 hours later?  On your godamn knees begging Rush Limbaugh to cum in your mouth so you could swallow his load.

How hard is it to stand up to Rush Limbaugh?  What does he have to say before you go, “Alright.  That’s enough.  Everybody, may I have your attention?  Okay.  Now listen, I’m only going to say this one…Rush Limbaugh is a steaming pile of midget shit and does not speak for the Republican party.  Republicans do not want  President Obama to fail because if he does then the country is fucked.   Now, we might not like his approach to the economic problem or to the wars in the Middle East or to the housing situation or to the Wall Street bailout, but we Republicans have to be realistic…we fucked all this shit up so we can’t say a goddamn thing.”

Does he have to call Barack Obama a nigger?  Does he have to say, “Rahm Emanuel is a dirty kike”,  before your balls drop?  Does Rush Limbaugh have to scream, “All Democrats are dirty fucking faggots who love to rape little boys over the Constitution while sucking Barack Obama’s big nigger dick and taking it up the ass by Rahm Emanuel’s uncircumcised cock”, before you man up and tell him to shut his goddamn mouth?

Jesus Christ man.

You are nothing but a little bitch.  You’re the head of the Republican National Committee.  Do your goddamn job and tell Rush Limbaugh to go suck an elephant’s cock and die….you big fucking pussy…

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Jesus just made the Christian Right cum in their pants.

Israel moved closer to invading Gaza, saying Thursday it had wrapped up preparations for a broad offensive after Palestinian militants fired about 100 rockets and mortar shells across the border in two days.

Fuck yea baby.  Jews versus Muslims.  Armageddon.  It’s about fucking time Pat Robinson, Jerry Falwell, Rob Parsley, John Hagee, Mike Huckabee, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, John McCain, George Bush, Sean Hannity, Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Rudy Giuliani, and Rush Limbaugh were right.

I want to see chaos.   I want to see Israelis soldiers beat the shit out of innocent Palestinians while suicidal Palestinians blow up innocent Israelis.  I want to see tanks and airplanes flying everywhere blowing shit up. I want to see houses burst into flames and bodies flying through the air.

Why?  Because I’m all for people blowing themselves up in the name of a peaceful, loving god.  Plus I want to see how the Right Wing will act.

I want to see them crowd around their brand new 47-inch LCD TV listening to whoever is on Fox News talk about how this is the end of the world. I want to see religious men struggle to run home with their pants around their ankles while they  masturbate so fast that their dicks start to smoke as they think about the destruction their God is doing.  I want to see female Sunday school teachers knuckle deep in their snatch as they get on their knees to tell God how proud they are of Him and ask Him to kill all those who don’t believe that He is the supreme ruler of the universe.

I want this to happen because I’m going to cum buckets when I see the look on a religious person’s face when he/she finally realize that their fucking God is a fake and they brought this stupid, fucking, petty war on themselves.

Then I hope they kill themselves because they’re worthless pieces of shit.  Stupid fucking cunts…

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Since it’s Jesus’ birthday, I thought I would share with you a list of people I hope die in an electrical fire as they sing O Come, All Ye Faithful.

Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Sean Hannity

Alan Comes

Pope Benedict

Sarah Palin

Chris Berman

Kurt Herbstreit

Zac Efron

Stephenie Meyer

The creator, cast and crew of Grey’s Anatomy

My 5th grade teacher

The guy who fucked my girlfriend in 11th grade while I was in the other room

My 11th grade girlfriend

Everyone who works on Wall Street

George H. Bush

George W. Bush

Laura Bush

Nancy Reagan

Ronald Regan’s corpse

Rush Limbaugh

Bill O’Reilly

Everyone who works for the DEA

Miley Cyrus

Bill Ray Cyrus

The creators of Real World/Road Rules and Real World vs Road Rules

People on Facebook who update their status on Facebook with “it’s almost the weekend” when it is only Wednesday

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Since this story is on the Drudge Report and the guy who runs that site is fucking crazier than that preacher who screams at college students, you might not believe him.  But you can’t deny how badass this sounds:

A leading Russian political analyst has said the economic turmoil in the United States has confirmed his long-held view that the country is heading for collapse, and will divide into separate parts.

Professor Igor Panarin said in an interview with the respected daily IZVESTIA published on Monday: “The dollar is not secured by anything. The country’s foreign debt has grown like an avalanche, even though in the early 1980s there was no debt. By 1998, when I first made my prediction, it had exceeded $2 trillion. Now it is more than 11 trillion. This is a pyramid that can only collapse.”

He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts – the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.

Goddamnit…I’m sporting wood right now.

I hope this happens.

Think about how much fun it will be to watch Fox News while the country tears itself apart.

Bill O’ Reilly would shit his pants on national television while he tried to explain how the secular left is the prolem;  Sean Hannity’s head would explode from all the gay bashing he would be doing; and Rush Limbaugh would finally choke to death on his fucking cigar while he told white trash Americans how the ‘liberals’ have won.

And this isn’t the best part of the article. Check this out:

He even suggested that “we could claim Alaska – it was only granted on lease, after all.”

Russia is going to take back Alaska.

Goddamnit I want this to hurry up and happen.

I want to see chaos.

People fleeing from their buring homes, parents leaving their children on the side of the road, children beating their parents to death with metal baseball bats, homeless people killing the rich and jerking off on their corpse, chickens eating cows, cows milking people, vegetables punching rabbits, rabbits flipping off owls, squirrels mocking eagles, dogs fucking cats, cats playing poker with rats, rats playing Scrabble with their fleas.

The possibilities are endless.

The anticipation is killing me. I wonder which state will secede first?

I’m hoping my home state of South Carolina will be the first to secede…again. What about you?

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