Openly gay people might be allowed to join the military.

In an overlooked YouTube video posted on Friday, a spokesman for Barack Obama said the president-elect is committed to ending the policy that bars openly gay men and women from serving in the U.S. armed forces.

In a response to a question on the Web site Change.gov asking whether Obama would get rid of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs said: “You don’t hear politicians give a one-word answer much. But it’s ‘Yes.’”

Basically Barack Obama is saying, “Faggots can’t marrying but they can die.  Let’s get rid of this ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ rule.”

Fuck you Barack Obama.  Why’s it okay for gay people to legally kill someone for their country but not legally marry someone they love?  It’s because you’re fucking pathetic pussy.  You’re no better than any other politician in Washington. You said whatever the retards wanted to hear so you would get elected.  And now you’re going to do whatever the fuck your told to do, just like governor bush.

The sad thing is people will get on their knees and blow Obama because they think this is a positive step forward for gay rights.  They’ll say things like, “It’s about time the military got rid of this stupid rule.” and “This is a great day for the gay rights movement.”  CNN and MSNBC will have a hard time keeping their dicks in their pants as they tell the people how proud they are to be an American while Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly will shout about how the secular left are destroying the fabric of this country.

News flash folks…it’s all bullshit.

The only reason why Barack Obama wants to get rid of this rule is because shit is going down in the Middle East.  Israel is attacking Palestine and bombing Lebanon.  Pakistan is about to go to war with India while their country is collapsing.  Russia is cutting off gas to Europe.  Oh and don’t forget about the two wars we are fighting that will never end.  The military is running out of people willing to go thousands of miles away and die, so they are being forced to end this fucking policy.

Of course I find it funny that after years of being treated as second class citizens, our military needs the gay community to continue its unjust wars.  I just hope gay people tell them where to shove it….

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Tags: Barack Obama, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Gay, Iraqi, Israel, Lebanon, Military, Pakistan, Palestine, Russia, United States Government, White House
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I honestly thought Barack Obama was going to change Washington and that scared me the shit out of me. I didn’t know what would happen if a politician followed through on their promises.  Would the world stop turning?  Would there be peace on Earth?  Would I get laid more?  Lucky for me he’s just like the rest of those slimy pussies.

Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates is asking many of the Bush administration’s 250 Pentagon political appointees to remain on the job until the incoming Obama administration finds replacements — a move designed to prevent a leadership vacuum with U.S. troops engaged in wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Washington Times reported Tuesday.

The unusual request ensures that key policy positions will not be left to “acting” subordinates as typically occurs when political appointees are directed to resign during a presidential transition, according to the Times.

Man, Barack Obama fooled a ton of people. He made millions off of false promises to stupid people.  He will continue the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.  He will continue to bailout worthless companies with our money. He will continue to do the same stupid shit that George Bush has been doing for the past 8 years.

And I love it.  It’s about time a black man fucked this country up.  At least this man will sound intelligent giving a speech tricking us into a war with Iran and Russia. I can’t wait until he does…

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Since this story is on the Drudge Report and the guy who runs that site is fucking crazier than that preacher who screams at college students, you might not believe him.  But you can’t deny how badass this sounds:

A leading Russian political analyst has said the economic turmoil in the United States has confirmed his long-held view that the country is heading for collapse, and will divide into separate parts.

Professor Igor Panarin said in an interview with the respected daily IZVESTIA published on Monday: “The dollar is not secured by anything. The country’s foreign debt has grown like an avalanche, even though in the early 1980s there was no debt. By 1998, when I first made my prediction, it had exceeded $2 trillion. Now it is more than 11 trillion. This is a pyramid that can only collapse.”

He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts – the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.

Goddamnit…I’m sporting wood right now.

I hope this happens.

Think about how much fun it will be to watch Fox News while the country tears itself apart.

Bill O’ Reilly would shit his pants on national television while he tried to explain how the secular left is the prolem;  Sean Hannity’s head would explode from all the gay bashing he would be doing; and Rush Limbaugh would finally choke to death on his fucking cigar while he told white trash Americans how the ‘liberals’ have won.

And this isn’t the best part of the article. Check this out:

He even suggested that “we could claim Alaska – it was only granted on lease, after all.”

Russia is going to take back Alaska.

Goddamnit I want this to hurry up and happen.

I want to see chaos.

People fleeing from their buring homes, parents leaving their children on the side of the road, children beating their parents to death with metal baseball bats, homeless people killing the rich and jerking off on their corpse, chickens eating cows, cows milking people, vegetables punching rabbits, rabbits flipping off owls, squirrels mocking eagles, dogs fucking cats, cats playing poker with rats, rats playing Scrabble with their fleas.

The possibilities are endless.

The anticipation is killing me. I wonder which state will secede first?

I’m hoping my home state of South Carolina will be the first to secede…again. What about you?

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Why isn’t this movie out now?

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