Mon 8 Feb, 2010
Dear John McCain,
Thank you, thank you, thank you. If it wasn’t for you selling out and throwing the religious right a bone then I would have never known who Sarah Palin was and I would have never seen this amazing clip. So again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Love,
Phuck
Tags: cheating, I love stupid white people, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Tea PartyThu 19 Nov, 2009
Because my life would be so empty without them.
Tags: I can't believe that dude went out in public like that, I wonder if that girl puts out on the first date, Sarah Palin, Stupid AmericansWed 11 Nov, 2009
Is it sad that this doesn’t surprise me?
Top executives at Blackwater Worldwide authorized secret payments of about $1 million to Iraqi officials that were intended to silence their criticism and buy their support after a September 2007 episode in which Blackwater security guards fatally shot 17 Iraqi civilians in Baghdad, according to former company officials.
Of course it isn’t. Why? Because this is what Blackwater does. They take billions of taxpayers’ dollars in no-bid contracts, kill hundreds of innocent Iraqi civilians, and then bribe those Iraqi civilians they didn’t kill with, you guessed it, taxpayers’ dollars.
But they aren’t alone. KBR, Halliburton, Dyncorp, and Boeing do it too. They all use taxpayers’ dollars to get rich and fuck over Americans.
Yet people don’t care. They don’t care about the billions given to all of these corrupt business. They don’t care about human trafficking, gun trafficking, child prostitution, torture, rape, and murder being committed in their name.
But they do care about ACORN. And they do care about a retarded Alaskan politician that says the government is trying to kill old people.
Which is sad, because I find killing old people a fantastic idea.
Tags: Blackwater, Iraqi War, Sarah Palin, War on TerrorMon 9 Nov, 2009
Number 1 on the list
Here is a list of people that need to have their throat slashed by a rusty thumbtack:
Tue 28 Jul, 2009
I wish I had a direct line to Sarah Palin like my friend Zirgar, but I’m not that well connected. So I have to rely on William Shatner’s reading of Sarah Palin’s speech in order to understand what the fuck that beautiful crazy bitch said.
But to be honest, I still don’t have a fucking clue what she said. I mean, what the shit does this mean?
And I promised that we would get a natural gas pipeline underway and we did. Since I was a little kid growing up here, I remember the discussions, especially the political discussions just talking about and hoping for and dreaming of commercializing our clean, abundant, needed natural gas.
Who dreams about commercializing natural gas? And what little kid remembers political discussions involving dreaming about commercializing natural gas?
I’ll tell you who can remember stupid shit like that: autistic savants.
Which means Sarah Palin has just told the world that she’s a fucking retarded genius. And if there’s one thing the American people love more than a gun-loving Christian politician…it’s a retarded gun-loving Christian politician.
Goddammit, we are so fucked.
Tags: Crazy Bitch, Man I would do her, Retarded Governor, Sarah Palin, William ShatnerMon 6 Jul, 2009
What’s your deal? First you kill Billy Mays, then you fuck over Mark Sanford, and now you force Sarah Palin to resign.
Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday laid the groundwork to take on a larger, national role after leaving state government, citing a “higher calling” with the aim of uniting the country along conservative lines.
Okay, I can understand you taking Billy Mays because you needed his expertise in getting out wine stains. And I can forgive you for striking down Mark Sanford since he missed your sign on whom he should marry. But why did you have to force Sarah Palin to resign?
Was it because she didn’t support the Bridge to Nowhere, or because she likes to read so much? Did you kick her out of office because you were pissed at her for not shining a light on teen pregnancy, or because she was too humble and didn’t want to make a concession speech?
Tell me God. Tell me why you took the only thing I loved in this world. Tell me why you forced a fighter, someone who speaks from the heart and who cuts through all the political bullshit, out of office. Tell me why you made her ruin America’s birthday.
Oh, well I guess that’s a pretty good reason.
So umm, you think maybe you could leak that video? Because if you did, I’d be your best friend.
[Ed. note - Yeah, that last link isn't work safe. Click at your own risk.]
Tags: God, I'm going to miss the crazy bitch, Republican, Sarah PalinThu 7 May, 2009
What the fuck is going on here?
Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin did a turnabout Wednesday with her views on teen sex, saying abstinence is a realistic option for teenagers.
Palin, who gave birth to a boy four months ago, told ABC’s “Good Morning America” that she wishes she’d waited to have sex. She said abstinence is a realistic way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy.
“Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only way you can effectively, 100 percent foolproof way you can prevent pregnancy,” the 19-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said.
Who the fuck cares what this little cunt has to say about teen pregnancy? Why should we listen to her? Because she had a baby? Fuck that shit. There is nothing special about making a baby. Having a baby only means you were too fucking stupid to either take birth control, use a condom or pull out and swallow the load.
Why can’t we have an honest discussion with teenagers about sex in this fucking country? What’s so difficult about sitting them down and saying, “Look, I know you’re going to fuck because I was fucking when I was your age. Just do me a favor, use a condom and birth control. It isn’t that hard. All you have to do is pop a pill and roll a rubber on your dick. That’s it. And you know what? Not only will it protect you from making a goddamn baby, it will reduce your risk of catching herpes.”
Of course we can’t discuss this issue with teenagers because we’re too busy arguing over stupid shit like this.
Goddammit. I can’t handle all of these stupid cunts trying to force their retarded beliefs down the public’s throat. I’ve got to go smoke a joint and jerk off to some old school 80′s porn before I flip out and beat the shit out of Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
Tags: Bristol Palin, fuck Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Sarah Palin, The View
