Could someone explain to me why these cunts aren’t in jail?

Senators who oversee the $700 billion Wall Street rescue package held stocks in many of the banks bailed out towards the end of last year, according to financial disclosure reports released Friday.

According to the reports detailing senators’ finances in 2008, nearly half of the members of the Senate Banking Committee had holdings in financial institutions that have taken funds from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). The panel has jurisdiction over the bailout fund and other relief efforts directed by federal regulators to save the nation’s financial system.

Nevermind. I know why these pussies aren’t in jail. These twats aren’t in jail because most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff.

They don’t give a shit about Sen. Tim Johnson having $115,000 dollars in Bank of America stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. Chuck Schumer having $50,000 dollars in Morgan Stanley stocks and $15,000 dollars in Citibank stocks. They don’t give a shit about Sen. David Vitter having $15,000 dollars in Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and JP Morgan Chase stocks.

Most Americans don’t give a shit about this kind of stuff because they’re too busy watching that goddamn Jon and Kate plus 8 show. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, more Americans care about some worthless cunt raising eight goddamn kids than they are about the government stealing their money and giving it to the rich.

But this isn’t surprising since most Americans are to fucking stupid to care about shit like this. And maybe that’s what I need to do.

Maybe I need to stop caring about issues like illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption. Maybe I need to stop thinking for myself and let radio and television personalities tell me what to think.

Or maybe I should try to educate Americans. Maybe I should try to show them how bad the government is fucking them over. Maybe I should try to explain to them how issues like gay marriage, gun control and abortion are distracting them from the real problems of illegal wars, mutilple bailouts, and political corruption.

Who the fuck am I kidding? I’m not going to do any of that shit. Besides, do you know how fucking stupid most Americans are? I mean, most Americans thought David Letterman was talking about Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter getting raped by Alex Rodriguez for fuck’s sake.

So fuck all this rhetorical bullshit. I’m just going to continue to do what I’ve always done: smoke weed, jerk-off to some classic 80′s porn, and cry myself to sleep.

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Tags: Bailout, Bank Bailout, Chuck Schumer, Congress, David Vitter, Senate, Tim Johnson, Wall Street
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So he can wipe his leaky pussy?

Republican Sen. Judd Gregg withdrew his nomination as President Barack Obama’s commerce secretary Thursday, citing “irresolvable conflicts” over the administration’s stimulus bill and the upcoming 2010 census.

Give me a fucking break.  You want the American people to believe you don’t want to work for the Obama administration because they’re going to spend taxpayers’ money and raise the national debt?  Really?

So I’m guessing when you were a member of the House you spoke out against President Regan’s spending as he took the national debt from 700 billion dollars to 3 trillion dollars?  And I’m sure you’re balls dropped while being a Senator and you lashed out against governor bush and the trillions of dollars he was spending on an illegal war, right?

What’s that?

You didn’t?  Why not? Because you can’t put a price tag on protecting America and Her freedom?  What a load of horseshit.  You didn’t speak up because the money was being spent on bombing brown people and that got your dick hard.

So don’t give us that shit about how you’re doing this for the American people, because you don’t give a fuck about us.  You’re doing this so you can score some points for the next election.  And fuck that shit about you saying, ” I might not run for re-election next year.”  Your sorry ass as held a high ranking government job since 1980.  Rich, white cocksuckers like you don’t give up their power, so you’ll do whatever it takes to get re-elected in 2010.  Even if that means fucking us over in the process.

So go fuck yourself, you goofy looking fuck.  Next time you’re driving home, I hope you get hit by an 18 wheeler, but I don’t want it to kill you.  I just want it to leave you paralyze so bad that every night you pray to God, hoping He will allow you to move like Christopher Reeves.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Government, Judd Gregg, Judd Gregg looks like a pedophile, Senate, Stimulus, White House
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Why else would he give a shitty excuse like this?

Geithner said he was careless in failing to pay $34,000 in Social Security and Medicare taxes from 2001-2004 when he worked for the International Monetary Fund.

He apologized to Congress. “I have paid what I owed,” President Obama’s Treasury pick said. He also paid penalties.

A sheepish Geithner grudgingly told the Senate Finance Committee he “used TurboTax to prepare my returns” in 2001 and 2002.

So Timothy, you’re going to sit there while being interviewing for the Treasury Secretary, the person in charge of helping us get out of this dark economic period, and tell the American people that the reason why you didn’t pay 35,000 dollars in tax was because of some shitty software you used?  Really?  You honestly think that people will believe that a person who used to work for the International Monetary Fund, relies on a piece of 60 dollar software that is sold at Wal-Mart to complete his taxes?

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

You couldn’t lie to us?  You could look into the camera and say, “Senators I’m terrible sorry about this mistake.  You see it was all my fault but I can explain.  If you would look at page 49 of my tax returns and go to section 52, part 2, letter C..Everyone there?  Yeah?  Okay, good.  Now if you look closely…there…you see that?  That’s where I messed up.  I multiplied those two figures but forgot to move the decimal point over.  My bad .”

But no, you blame it on a fucking piece of software.  Why?  Because you got caught gaming the system and you couldn’t be honest, could you?  No.  Why the fuck would you do that?  Why would you want to tell the American people that you purposely cheated the tax system when it’s easier to make up some bullshit story and lie to them instead?  You piece of shit.  I’m glad your stupid fucking reputation is shot to hell.

But you know what else is fucked up about this?  You totally fucked up Turbo Tax’s reputation too.  I’m sure they are about to be sued until my dick grows three feet.   I know I fucking would.  Why?  Because you just blamed your tax problem on their software.  You have just told the American people that it wasn’t your fault for not paying your taxes because Turbo Tax added wrong.  Now when people fail to pay their taxes because it’s too expensive or they feel like they didn’t get a big enough rebate…BOOM…it’s Turbo Tax’s fault.

So fuck you and fuck Barack Obama.

That asshole spent two fucking years  preaching about bring change to Washington and when he finally gets there, what does he do?  He nominates this dickless cunt who’s been fucking stealing from the American people.  Barack Obama is just like those fucking assholes who were in office before him.  The only thing that has change in his administration is  age and skin color, everything else is still the fucking same…

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Tags: Barack Obama, Congress, Fuck everyone in politics, Senate, Timothy Geithner, Treasury, White House
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Are you fucking serious?

McCain vows to help lead ‘loyal opposition’

Sen. John McCain promised Sunday he will work to build consensus in tackling the huge challenges facing the country, and criticized his own party for its latest attack on President-elect Barack Obama.

You’re going to lead a ‘loyal opposition’ to help Barack Obama in tackling the challenges facing the country? How fucking stupid are you? Do you even know what those words mean?

Let me help you:

Loyal (adj) – : faithful to a cause, ideal, custom, institution, or product

Opposition (noun) – hostile or contrary action or condition

Goddamnit, how does this man continue to get elected into public office?  Why doesn’t anyone call him out on this shit? Would it be so hard to go, “John, umm, that doesn’t make any fucking sense.  You sure you want me to print that?”

Jesus Christ this pisses me off.  Will someone please finish what the Vietnamese started?

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Tags: Barack Obama, Candidates, Election 08, John McCain, Politics, President-elect, Presidential, Senate, Society and Culture, United States
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By now I’m sure everyone has heard, read, and/or talked about Rob Blagojevich getting arrest. My question is…who the fuck cares?

Politicians are worthless, slimy, pussified, pricks who use their power to only better themselves.  Not one fucking politician gives a shit about you and your family.

Don’t believe me? Ask Ted Stevens. That old fuck was in the Senate while he was fucking over America. At least this prick only fucked over Illinois.

So instead of ranting about how pathetic our elected officials are and how it will never get better, I thought I would leave you with different.  An important question that will affect your life…is having sex with a robot hooker cheating?

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Tomorrow the Senate will vote on the bailout bill that was struck down Monday by the House.

Come on guys, show the House how you’re supposed to screw over the American people. I believe in you…

Because the bill must originate in the House, the Senate is attaching the rescue plan to a bill that deals with renewable energy tax incentives. This would allow the Senate to vote before the House

Much better

I almost forgot how good it felt to be fucked over by my own government. Promise me you will never do it again

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